Reviews by happyhat12

I found myself intrigued by all the reviews that commented on the hotness of the dancers here, and decided to drive to do some due diligence. Long story short, I was a bit disappointed.…

I've only been to Hollywood's one time so far, and I feel mixed about recommending it. I'll probably update my review in the future but for now here it goes. I stopped by on a…

Allure, as many people have noted, is a massage parlor not a strip club. If that's what you want, then Allure delivers an outstanding experience. The place is on the side of a plaza. The…

I stopped by Coliseum on Saturday night around 10. Valet was $8, there was a $2 coat check and cover was $10. Inside the Coliseum, there seemed to be tons of hot girls everywhere. Unfortunately,…

Living in the Midwest, options for SCs are pretty limited. The dance I had was very full contact, but everything was tucked away. Therefore, I gave this place 6s across the board.…

Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer will ask for…

Cheetah's is a located in Midtown Atlanta. Quite a few reviews rave about the highly attractive dancers, but I must have gone on an off night (it was Wednesday). There was one 8, one 7,…

Men's Club of Houston is a located in a nice, upscale building. The dancers are mostly attractive, and have friendly Southern belle personalities. Most are between 6-8, although from time to time…

Archibalds, like all other strip clubs in the DC area, does not allow contact. As long as you come in with that understanding, you can probably have a good time. The club is…

Treasures was packed Thursday evening with dancers and customers. There were about 30-50 dancers, which makes it hard to comment as to the average quality of the dancers. Most that I saw were…

Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All you…

I stopped by Paper Moon Friday night. I've visited a couple times in the past year, as the club features hotter-than average dancers. I'd rate most around 6-7s, although there was 2 knock-out…

Scores has some of the hottest dancers I've seen at any gentlemen's club. Unfortunately, that's where the positives stop as far as the dancers go. I usually try to talk to the dancers…