happyhat12

Illinois

Reviews by happyhat12

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  8 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  Decent for the area but otherwise nothing special

  I found myself intrigued by all the reviews that commented on the hotness of the dancers here, and decided to drive to do some due diligence. Long story short, I was a bit...
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  8 years ago

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  3LeggedMan
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  8 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Decent dances if you can find a girl you like

  I've only been to Hollywood's one time so far, and I feel mixed about recommending it. I'll probably update my review in the future but for now here it goes. I stopped by on...
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  8 years ago
  Allure

  Mississauga, Ontario
  Upscale Massage Parlor

  Allure, as many people have noted, is a massage parlor not a strip club. If that's what you want, then Allure delivers an outstanding experience. The place is on the side of a plaza....
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  9 years ago
  Coliseum

  Detroit, Michigan
  Fun club though chaotic

  I stopped by Coliseum on Saturday night around 10. Valet was $8, there was a $2 coat check and cover was $10. Inside the Coliseum, there seemed to be tons of hot girls everywhere....
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  9 years ago
  Industrial Strip

  Hammond, Indiana
  Not bad for a Sunday

  Living in the Midwest, options for SCs are pretty limited. The dance I had was very full contact, but everything was tucked away. Therefore, I gave this place 6s across the board....
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  10 years ago
  Cafe Cleopatra

  Montréal, Quebec
  Cafe Cleopatra is a my new...

  Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer will ask...
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  10 years ago

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  onan
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  11 years ago
  The Cheetah

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Cheetah's is a located in Midtown...

  Cheetah's is a located in Midtown Atlanta. Quite a few reviews rave about the highly attractive dancers, but I must have gone on an off night (it was Wednesday). There was one 8, one...
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  11 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Men's Club of Houston is a...

  Men's Club of Houston is a located in a nice, upscale building. The dancers are mostly attractive, and have friendly Southern belle personalities. Most are between 6-8, although from time to...
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  11 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Archibalds, like all other strip clubs...

  Archibalds, like all other strip clubs in the DC area, does not allow contact. As long as you come in with that understanding, you can probably have a good time. The club...
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  11 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Treasures was packed Thursday evening with...

  Treasures was packed Thursday evening with dancers and customers. There were about 30-50 dancers, which makes it hard to comment as to the average quality of the dancers. Most that I saw...
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  12 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  Crystal City Restaurant is kind of...

  Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All...
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  12 years ago
  PaperMoon Springfield

  Springfield, Virginia
  I stopped by Paper Moon Friday...

  I stopped by Paper Moon Friday night. I've visited a couple times in the past year, as the club features hotter-than average dancers. I'd rate most around 6-7s, although there was 2...
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  12 years ago
  Penthouse Club Baltimore

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Scores has some of the hottest...

  Scores has some of the hottest dancers I've seen at any gentlemen's club. Unfortunately, that's where the positives stop as far as the dancers go. I usually try to talk to the...