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5 years ago
What do you want, Nofuglies - He said he got a HJ Want pics??
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5 years ago
I've been tipping strippers for decades and have NEVER lain on the stage. WTF?
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5 years ago
scrub. ... What's with your "shill" crap??
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5 years ago
I starched visiting the Mons in mid 80's, 2-3 years after Joe opened it. I think door was $5 then. BTW - never been a VIP room. What's LDK?
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5 years ago
Can we possibly write clearly. WTF is rcg? Fingers and tongue "roam"?????? Tit and pussy lick? FIV? - now that a well known acronym.
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5 years ago
Seems the door cost has been reset to 1990's level. $10? NFW. The AMEX seems suspect too.
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5 years ago
You were on the wrong side of Dale Mabry for beautiful naked women who stay legal and don't hustle.
If you want extras like you think were (but weren't) available in spaceship (can you say ripoff?) ; you were on the wrong side of Tampa Bay.
To remedy the former, go to Mons Venus; for the latter try the many "topless" clubs on U. S. 19 in Pinellas county.
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5 years ago
I doubt that BJ/HJ are available. Jes' talk, methinks.
since you declined, we'll just never know!
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8 years ago
At Mons, pussies ARE untouchable!!
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5 years ago
Why are you such a bitch? This review said nothing positive that is not absolutely true. Maybe you should whack off more often Jeeeez!
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5 years ago
But you can get you dick wet.
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5 years ago
Desert..... You should recognize shit, as you are full of it. And totally ungrammatic.
623 There have been a plethora of implants at Mons for decades.
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5 years ago
Title or titties?
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5 years ago
HJ/BJ/FS???
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5 years ago
It is not "bikini". It's "technically" topless, but with pasties as there have been repeated busts by code enforcement for bare nipples.
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5 years ago
OP is full of crap.
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5 years ago
Review is NOT "club ad". And YMMV does NOT apply. There have not been extras at Mons since it's opening in 1982. My first visit was in 1983.
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5 years ago
I was there yesterday and if this review is accurate, the club has totally improved - like 1000 %. I agree - pimp story. That bullshit is too good to be true in any club I've been in in 60 years, 5 states, DC and MONTREAL.
Hope he got paid well. And the reviewer even fucked up the review title. I think he means "Couldn't be better" Which is even farther from he truth.
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5 years ago
why u say dat?
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6 years ago
Yeah, no illegal extras
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6 years ago
There are ONLY 2 stages at OZ. One large, main and a very small satellite, which I have seldom seen used.
I like Oz for the quantity and quality of bods. But, there are cameras everywhere, ergo no real extras in "private". I've never gotten any more than a little nip gnawing and stick shifting. No FIV, BJ or DATY; which are available elsewhere. Onstage diddling is OK with some dancers, but less intense that some other places - Oasis and ATL, e. g.
AND the buffet is the best in any local strip club.
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6 years ago
I made mistakes in spelling, etc. But the time of visit, # of dancers, etc are mysterious to me . Moderator????
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6 years ago
I don't believe the photography line.. If true, Joe Redner needs to be told. I have his cell #
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6 years ago
Two out of ?? When did Oz reduce single song dance cost to $30? Odds of extras are much better at ATL than Oz. And even better at Oasis. Isn't the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach? And Yelp says that it is very "hoody" - pat downs - Jesus!! There are 2 such joints in Tampa. Drew Park and Nebraska. I've been to each 2 times ( first and last).
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6 years ago
But you can get laid.