If you like fat girls and don't mind smelling like a cigarette factory

Where do I begin with this one? My buddy and I walked into this place at around 9:30 pm Tuesday. Our instincts told us to leave, but we figured what the hell. We walked into the billiard entrance where a bunch of thuggish characters were playing pool and watching the basketball game on the tvs above the bar. It became quickly apparent that this is a third rate club. As soon as we paid our cover, we sat at one of the grimy tables in front of the stage. Let me tell you, there are more attractive women working at our local Walmart than there are working here. Out of the 7 dancers working that night, only one was above a 5. No exaggeration. I would have to swallow 2 Viagras to even have a chance at getting hard in this place. I really don't see how this place stays open. There were a few patrons there, but they looked like they came straight from a homeless shelter. I am not trying to be mean. I have put up with filthy bathrooms and mediocre talent at strip clubs, but this place is truly the bottom of the barrel. The only redeeming factor is that their drinks are decent and not overpriced. Steer clear at all costs.