mutley

Reviews by mutley

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  8 years ago
  Men's Gallery

  127 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia*
  Oh Canada!

  After work with they guys, and it was pretty quiet. Met up with Dana and Sophia - two smoking hot girls from Nova Scotia. Nude show for 4, and Sophia was up for hands...
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  9 years ago
  Dancers Cabaret Five Dock

  614 Great Western Hwy, Croydon NSW 2132, Australia*
  Some variable quality

  Dropped into Dancers on my way home...yeah, right...after Friday night out after work. The place was reasonably busy with about 15-20 girls in the house. A couple of very nice 7-8s and a few...
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  9 years ago
  Men's Gallery

  127 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia*
  Thursday night after work and found...

  Thursday night after work and found Men's Gallery looked a much better prospect than the alternative nearby. Lots of hot girls in the club, but not enough fellow punters. The best news is that entry...
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  10 years ago
  Hollywood Showgirls

  19 Orchid Avenue Surfers Paradise, QLD, 4217, Australia
  I was visiting the Gold Coast...

  I was visiting the Gold Coast and thought I had to see Hollywood Showgirls. It was Saturday night, early spring, and I had survived a thunderstorm that only Queensland can put on. $20 entry (I...
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  10 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  252 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia
  Pure Platinum was advertising a Bikini...

  Pure Platinum was advertising a Bikini Party Night, or "Tiki Party", whatever the fuck that is, and it had been a few months since my last visit. I finished work, grabbed a buddy and...
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  10 years ago
  Kittens

  68 Cecil St, Southbank VIC 3006, Australia
  Just got back from Kittens. Easily...

  Just got back from Kittens. Easily the best strip club that I've been to in Australia. Really enjoyed Alex (Czech girl) and Veronique (didn't check the nationality) and a local girl who had a distinctive...
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  10 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  252 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia
  After striking out earlier in the...

  After striking out earlier in the evening at Men's Gallery, I thought it worth dropping in to Pure Platinum before it was time to head home. And what a good idea that turned out...
• review

  10 years ago
  Men's Gallery

  127 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia*
  Friday night in the city, with...

  Friday night in the city, with my obligations out of the way I thought I'd check the scene at Men's Gallery. $30 cover on Friday nights - whoa! Oh well, made it this far,...
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  10 years ago
  Dancers Cabaret

  94 Albion St, Annandale NSW 2038, Australia*
  Saturday night in the city was...

  Saturday night in the city was crazy on the streets, so I headed for Dancers Cabaret at The Illinois Hotel in Five Dock, which was able to satisfy my desire to watch some Premier...
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  11 years ago
  Dancers Royale

  74 N Orlando Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
  Arrived at IRC around 4pm after...

  Arrived at IRC around 4pm after concluding business nearby. This was the first stop of my East Florida tour of duty, and I'd done my preparation research. Here are my findings: It will take you...
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  11 years ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Final stop on the East Florida...

  Final stop on the East Florida tour of duty was Cheetah of Hallandale. I really should not have gone there after Tootsies and then Scarletts. But it was after 3am, they were serving free...
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  11 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Third on my East Florida tour...

  Third on my East Florida tour of duty was Scarletts, and to be honest if I'd known how good Scarletts was going to be I probably wouldn't have stayed so long at Tootsies. $10 cover...
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  11 years ago
  Tootsie's Cabaret

  150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
  Second stop on the East Florida...

  Second stop on the East Florida tour of duty was Tootsies. I arrived around 9pm after driving down from the Space Coast that afternoon. Tootsies is a huge place, and was unfortunately a little empty...
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  11 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  252 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia
  Things seem to have changed a...

  Things seem to have changed a little at Pure Platinum. Not quite as much nudity on the podium as I recall, and the emphasis is now on the private show. Which would be fine if...
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  11 years ago
  Dancers Cabaret

  94 Albion St, Annandale NSW 2038, Australia*
  Dancers is like Mens Gallery without...

  Dancers is like Mens Gallery without the suits, and Pure Platinum without the attitude. It won't suit everyone, but it's not a million miles from going to the pub to watch a strip show. The...
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  11 years ago
  Men's Gallery

  127 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia*
  On a night out recently visited...

  On a night out recently visited Mens Gallery for a few drinks and some fun. This place has a fun atmosphere - it's not quite the hustle that you get at some other clubs. Drinks...
• review

  12 years ago
  Kittens

  68 Cecil St South Melbourne VIC 3205, Australia
  Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne...

  Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne on previous occasions I decided to head to Caulfield to see if the original Kittens is as good as the inner city version. "Thirsty Thursday" was in full swing...
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  12 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  I was in the area in...

  I was in the area in early May 2012 and decided to try Mons Venus. I dropped in early in the evening to check the place out - it was probably only 7pm or...
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  12 years ago
  Scores Tampa

  2310 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  I visited Tampa in early May...

  I visited Tampa in early May 2012 and took in some of the sights nearby, including Scores. I arrived around 8:30pm because I had read about the happy hour, and I was very pleased...
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  12 years ago
  Men's Gallery

  127 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia*
  Visited on a Thursday night (got...

  Visited on a Thursday night (got a pass out from Pure Platinum and decided to see what Mens Gallery had on offer). PP had nude dancers, but at Mens Gallery there's no nude until...
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  12 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  14 King St Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
  The Rhino is a slick club,...

  The Rhino is a slick club, but reasonably easy to get into (free before 10pm I think, and regularly gives out a free entry password via Facebook or Twitter. Save yourself $20! Plenty of girls...
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  12 years ago
  Goldfingers

  585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia*
  Admittedly it was a Tuesday night,...

  Admittedly it was a Tuesday night, and I had a good time, but the dancers really weren't that interested. One girls (named 'Rogue') was fun to talk to, but really didn't do it for...
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  13 years ago
  Kittens

  68 Cecil St South Melbourne VIC 3205, Australia
  Wow! Just got back from Kittens...

  Wow! Just got back from Kittens South Melbourne Wednesday night and have to recommend it to all at TUSCL. There's something for everyone here. Smoking in the venue seemed to be tolerated and was...
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  13 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  252 Pitt St, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia
  Nude stage shows here it seems...

  Nude stage shows here it seems on Thursday night (not sure about other times). The barman kept serving me full strength Cascade beer at lite beer prices, so got good value for a while there. The...