Reviews by mutley

After work with they guys, and it was pretty quiet. Met up with Dana and Sophia - two smoking hot girls from Nova Scotia. Nude show for 4, and Sophia was up for hands on…

Dropped into Dancers on my way home...yeah, right...after Friday night out after work. The place was reasonably busy with about 15-20 girls in the house. A couple of very nice 7-8s and a few ordinary…

Thursday night after work and found Men's Gallery looked a much better prospect than the alternative nearby. Lots of hot girls in the club, but not enough fellow punters. The best news is that entry is…

I was visiting the Gold Coast and thought I had to see Hollywood Showgirls. It was Saturday night, early spring, and I had survived a thunderstorm that only Queensland can put on. $20 entry (I arrived…

Pure Platinum was advertising a Bikini Party Night, or "Tiki Party", whatever the fuck that is, and it had been a few months since my last visit. I finished work, grabbed a buddy and headed…

Just got back from Kittens. Easily the best strip club that I've been to in Australia. Really enjoyed Alex (Czech girl) and Veronique (didn't check the nationality) and a local girl who had a distinctive Thai…

After striking out earlier in the evening at Men's Gallery, I thought it worth dropping in to Pure Platinum before it was time to head home. And what a good idea that turned out to…

Friday night in the city, with my obligations out of the way I thought I'd check the scene at Men's Gallery. $30 cover on Friday nights - whoa! Oh well, made it this far, might…

Saturday night in the city was crazy on the streets, so I headed for Dancers Cabaret at The Illinois Hotel in Five Dock, which was able to satisfy my desire to watch some Premier League…

Arrived at IRC around 4pm after concluding business nearby. This was the first stop of my East Florida tour of duty, and I'd done my preparation research. Here are my findings: It will take you several…

Final stop on the East Florida tour of duty was Cheetah of Hallandale. I really should not have gone there after Tootsies and then Scarletts. But it was after 3am, they were serving free breakfast…

Third on my East Florida tour of duty was Scarletts, and to be honest if I'd known how good Scarletts was going to be I probably wouldn't have stayed so long at Tootsies. $10 cover after…

Second stop on the East Florida tour of duty was Tootsies. I arrived around 9pm after driving down from the Space Coast that afternoon. Tootsies is a huge place, and was unfortunately a little empty the…

Things seem to have changed a little at Pure Platinum. Not quite as much nudity on the podium as I recall, and the emphasis is now on the private show. Which would be fine if the…

Dancers is like Mens Gallery without the suits, and Pure Platinum without the attitude. It won't suit everyone, but it's not a million miles from going to the pub to watch a strip show. The girls…

On a night out recently visited Mens Gallery for a few drinks and some fun. This place has a fun atmosphere - it's not quite the hustle that you get at some other clubs. Drinks aren't…

Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne on previous occasions I decided to head to Caulfield to see if the original Kittens is as good as the inner city version. "Thirsty Thursday" was in full swing when…

I was in the area in early May 2012 and decided to try Mons Venus. I dropped in early in the evening to check the place out - it was probably only 7pm or so,…

I visited Tampa in early May 2012 and took in some of the sights nearby, including Scores. I arrived around 8:30pm because I had read about the happy hour, and I was very pleased to…

Visited on a Thursday night (got a pass out from Pure Platinum and decided to see what Mens Gallery had on offer). PP had nude dancers, but at Mens Gallery there's no nude until you're…

The Rhino is a slick club, but reasonably easy to get into (free before 10pm I think, and regularly gives out a free entry password via Facebook or Twitter. Save yourself $20! Plenty of girls for…

Admittedly it was a Tuesday night, and I had a good time, but the dancers really weren't that interested. One girls (named 'Rogue') was fun to talk to, but really didn't do it for me…

Wow! Just got back from Kittens South Melbourne Wednesday night and have to recommend it to all at TUSCL. There's something for everyone here. Smoking in the venue seemed to be tolerated and was something…

Nude stage shows here it seems on Thursday night (not sure about other times). The barman kept serving me full strength Cascade beer at lite beer prices, so got good value for a while there. The girls…

Dropped in to Mens Gallery late on a Thursday and found it was "Penthouse night"...not that there were any models I recognized from the magazine. Quite a number of quality girls...brushed a few private show offers…