Pure Platinum was advertising a Bikini...

Pure Platinum was advertising a Bikini Party Night, or "Tiki Party", whatever the fuck that is, and it had been a few months since my last visit. I finished work, grabbed a buddy and headed for PP.

Got there a little after 7pm, so we missed the happy hour prices.

It was dead as. The two girls working (no, they weren't hiding others out the back) both complained about the lack of female company while they were dancing on stage.

Entry price of $20 included a free 'Dark & Stormy', which was good. We took up a position at the side of the runway - there were plenty of seats - and tipped Isobel (a lithesome French cutie) a couple of times.

I'm sorry, but if you're going to advertise a party, with bikini girls and wet t-shirt competitions, you need to roster more than two girls on, even if it does start early.