Saturday night in the city was...

Saturday night in the city was crazy on the streets, so I headed for Dancers Cabaret at The Illinois Hotel in Five Dock, which was able to satisfy my desire to watch some Premier League football from the UK, drink some beer and take in some beautiful ladies on a podium somewhere.

I had not been aware of the upstairs facilities at Dancers, and it took my a while to ask one of the girls how it worked. Katarina (she was Russian) seemed a friendly girl and looked to offer good company in a private room, so I allowed myself to be talked into it. She wasn't the best looking girl on that night, but she had the most friendly approach of any of them.

For $150 for half an hour, plus a $50 tip to the lady, you get quite a lot of hands-on enjoyment, and plenty of up-close nakedness. The highlight for me was the naked handstand into my lap, with very intimate presentation of everything she had to show, right up in my face. It truly tempted me to break the 'no touch' agreement, but I was a gentleman to the end.