King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076

I guess a decent option - if you're in MPLS

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Jul 10, 2017, 7:58 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I'm rarely in Minnesota so I turned this to tuscl for some recon before my trip a month or so ago. From what I could tell this was going to be one of the better options for my tastes. It seemed that some of the downtown places had hot women but the dances were pricey and maybe not all that great. Anyway, I pulled in around 5 pm and there must have been 50-60 cars in the lot. That was a good sign. Showed ID upon entry. I don't think there was a cover charge. I don't often eat at SCs but this looked more like a sports bar with a proper menu so I ordered a burger or chicken sandwich (don't exactly remember). I was looking at my phone while waiting for the food and a bouncer guy said that I could have my phone out in the lobby. OK, I guess. Is it 2005?

There are two levels that are both visible from near the entrance where I ate the food. And two stages. At one point I heard a round of applause and looked up from my plate to see what I missed. I guess it was just the end of the song and girl was getting congratulated. OK, you don't see that often.

Anyway, my predisposition is more King Henry VIII, Arnie's and Ebony Inn but this place was pretty tame, lame, and very white. I had several beers over the next 2 or so hours but never saw any girls that looked hot or enticed me to dance. I don't think I was ever approached and I never pursued anyone for lack of interest. Indeed one of my lamer outings...ever.

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I guess a decent option - if you're in MPLS