Reviews by goodmund

Today I first tried my usual spot, the Treasure Club, but it was terrible. I had to wait 5 minutes for the bartender to show up, then I sat and watched an empty stage…

I've noticed this at many of the strip clubs I've visited over the last few years, but this last trip to the Treasure Club really cemented it for me. Is it just me getting older…

I was in the neighborhood and decided to try this place for the first time. As I walked to the door, there were two girls sitting at the table under the large awning. I thought…

Stopped by this old haunt and hit the jackpot Had the burger which was basic but a good value at $12.50. Watched the rotation and saw something I don't think I've ever seen before:…

Alpine is a pretty chill alternative to the strip club scene. You wait in the tiny entry room until someone comes to greet you. There’s usually two girls working at a time. You can ask…

Needed a fix after months away from here and all the other bars on earth. Gotta say it was like any other visit but now everyone wears the dang masks of course. No problems getting…

First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction kind of glow…

Nice daytime visit. Lots of new girls in a variety of ethnicities, shapes and sizes. Was told they are training a bunch of new girls, something that is easier to do in the day…

Had some time to kill so I dropped in. Chick at the door cut me a break and skipped the membership BS and let me in for $5. Could be a good dive bar, with…

Stopped by again to see my atf but she wasn't there. New girl caught my eye and sat down. Forget her name but she's blond, about 30 with a cups. Nice flirty talk and we…

Went back to see my atf but she wasn't there. Chilled with a $4 beer and met a newish dancer instead, Blanca, a barely Spanish hottie. Great body and smile. Nice enough conversation and she…

Tried this place for the first time. Was expecting a classy type of place, but that was my mistake. Very run down inside: wrinkled carpet to trip on, holes in chairs/booths, no real organization to…

Stopped by again to relax after work. I had to "sign in" as a member, which has always been free. Plus, there's free lunch food weekdays, which is is alright at best, with the wings…

Stopped by again after work to see what the talent list was like. A nice mix of all kinds including a couple girl next door types that are always busy. It's difficult to get their…

This is still my go-to club around here, dropping in about once a month. Wide range of dancers with something for everyone. Couple months ago there was a girl that couldn't have been more than…

Dropped in again during the week to see what dancers were working. The place can run hot and cold. Sometimes I'm instantly greeted by a young lady and sometimes I'll sit alone and watch the…

Back in Portland for a week! Time to try one of the new places that's opened since I used to live there. Looks like the Spearmint Rhino came to Portland trying to build off their…

In a search for variety, I stopped in here on a Thursday afternoon after swearing it off a few years ago. I was hoping things had changed. The other reports about the ceiling being ripped…

If you like dive bars, this is a great dive bar. It's the kind of place that hasn't been updated or repaired in years and that's okay. The girls are all the girl-next-door type, for…

Dropped in here to check it out after driving by 1000 times. Pay the $10 and you get a membership to their sister club, Centerfolds. Nice club physically with a large stage that the girls…

This might sound like a club-placed ad, but I'm just being honest here: Other clubs come and go, but the A-crop still stands tall. Physically, it's not the best looking place. If you're looking for…

Gambled and tried this place again for the full nude review. Its a small club with one stage. However there are mirrors everywhere that let you enjoy the view above and below. It's BYOB and…

Dropped in after work to see how this place compares to Christies, my usual spot. Interior is alittle slapped together but not bad overall. The dancers are much better than the other place. These girls…

I've had good experiences here in the past, but it seems like the last few times I've tried to get some company here, the few dancers on hand are always too busy talking to each…

Stopped by after seeing their "$5 lunch menu" on the website--got a menu and nothing was $5, but still moderately priced. Got the $8 burger and it was alright I guess. The 99 cent Bud…