Lunch visit

Stopped by after seeing their "$5 lunch menu" on the website--got a menu and nothing was $5, but still moderately priced. Got the $8 burger and it was alright I guess. The 99 cent Bud made it go down easier.

Oh, yeah, they have girls too. I've been to a lot of clubs on both coasts, but this is the nicest building I've ever been in. Clean, furniture in good shape, music not too loud, very nice. Everything was as classy as a strip club can be. The girls were very nice, but looked a little out of it and who can blame them on a Wednesday afternoon? I took a liking to "Shiloh" on stage, who gave off a girl next door vibe. When she finally joined me at my chair, she sucked at small talk and/or flirting and seemed to want to be anywhere but there. She says she works in 2 clubs and sometimes goes home with only $20--no wonder. Flirt a little and the money will follow!

We talked about the private dance menu--$30 for a 3-minute song in the back, $150 for half an hour in a cabana, but the rules were the same anywhere: Touch everything but the kitty. Opted for the shorter version and she took me to a separate sound-proof room in the back, the first time I'd ever seen that. Usually, the songs are whatever the club is blasting, but here, the bouncer steps in and plays songs that are trimmed to exactly 3 minutes. No bonus time when the DJ plays Stairway to Heaven. Anyway, she finally came to life for the dance and gave me a good grinding. Wanted to stay and sample one of the other girls, but had to move on. I will return!