Still the best place in town

This might sound like a club-placed ad, but I'm just being honest here: Other clubs come and go, but the A-crop still stands tall. Physically, it's not the best looking place. If you're looking for a Vegas-style "gentlemans club" with fancy chairs, amazing lighting effects and such, keep driving. In fact, it's long over due for an update, but that's part of the charm. The chairs are well-worn and the layout is a bit of a puzzle but it all works, mainly because of the ladies. The ladies here are all dancers, not worn-out hags like you'll find most places. They like to dance, flirt, and they know they're their to put on a show. I went back here last week after being out of town for a few years and it was like a time warp. Still lots of beers on tap, still cheap good eats and still lots of lovely ladies to watch and talk to. They're never pushy and arent shy when it comes to giving you a close-up view of the goods, either in a private dance or on the stage. I will be back whenever I'm back in Portland!