Missouri

Reviews by Zebulon5000

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6 years ago
Silk Exotic Platinum
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Wisco Disco
I visited this club a long time ago, like 5 or seven years ago, glad I came back today. $5 cover, $6.50 Spotted Cow. I was probably the first customer , and that’s fine...
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9 years ago
Lust
Greenville, South Carolina
Can't Wait to Come Back
I remember driving by this place when it was Nepals, and thinking "hell no". Now, it's "hell yeah!" If you have a hotel room key cover is 5, 10 without. They give 2$...
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11 years ago
Diamond Cabaret
Denver, Colorado
We had a huge meal at...
We had a huge meal at Elways downtown, and then we walked to this club to burn a few calories. Nice walk, warm evening. Anyway, 15 dollar cover for us at about 1030PM....
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11 years ago
Perfect 10 Men's Club
Austin, Texas
I walked in this club at...
I walked in this club at about 530, no cover. Sweet. Sat down. Took a while to get a shot and a beer, but whatever, the view was fucking hot. Finally got a...
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11 years ago
Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago
Chicago, Illinois
This place was exactly like Industrial...
This place was exactly like Industrial Strip but way more expensive and no pussy nudity. Ok so it's a lot different than IS, lol. Full on titty grabbing, ass smacking, nipple pinching licking good...
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11 years ago
Silk Exotic Platinum
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
I stopped here because I was...
I stopped here because I was in New Berlin earlier in the day, and I had like 3-4 hours buffer to drive back to Chicago. I like their website more than any other club...
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11 years ago
Christie's Cabaret Canton
Canton, Ohio
I love visiting clubs I've never...
I love visiting clubs I've never been to before, even if they turn out to be a crap club. Christies was not a crap club, so win-win for me! The club is like...
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13 years ago
Uptown Cabaret
Charlotte, North Carolina
So I pull into the complimentary...
So I pull into the complimentary parking lot and some homeless dude is aggressive with me trying to help me park. I'm thinking to myself this is a bad sign, maybe I should...
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13 years ago
Ritz
Houston, Texas
I really wish that clubs would...
I really wish that clubs would operate normally once the place is open. I mean, I have a 3pm flight home, and I want some lapdances at noon. I tipped three dancers , all...
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13 years ago
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, Illinois
I've been here now three times...
I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been blazing hot...
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13 years ago
Oasis Goodtime Emporium
Atlanta, Georgia
When I leave a club with...
When I leave a club with a boner saying "oh my god" to myself repeatedly under my breath then it's safe to say I had a good time. The front of the club was...
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13 years ago
Industrial Strip
Hammond, Indiana
When I have a bit of...
When I have a bit of free time and some expendable income, I admit I like a little gambling and a whole lot of lapdances. Hammond seems like a great place to do...
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13 years ago
Bucks Platinum Columbus
Columbus, Ohio
This is a place that reaffirms...
This is a place that reaffirms my love of small Midwestern strip clubs! Its on a dark road, there was a bachelorette party there fighting in the parking lot! If youre over 30...