Reviews by Zebulon5000

I visited this club a long time ago, like 5 or seven years ago, glad I came back today. $5 cover, $6.50 Spotted Cow. I was probably the first customer , and that’s fine with…

I remember driving by this place when it was Nepals, and thinking "hell no". Now, it's "hell yeah!" If you have a hotel room key cover is 5, 10 without. They give 2$ bills…

We had a huge meal at Elways downtown, and then we walked to this club to burn a few calories. Nice walk, warm evening. Anyway, 15 dollar cover for us at about 1030PM.…

I walked in this club at about 530, no cover. Sweet. Sat down. Took a while to get a shot and a beer, but whatever, the view was fucking hot. Finally got a shot…

This place was exactly like Industrial Strip but way more expensive and no pussy nudity. Ok so it's a lot different than IS, lol. Full on titty grabbing, ass smacking, nipple pinching licking good times.…

I stopped here because I was in New Berlin earlier in the day, and I had like 3-4 hours buffer to drive back to Chicago. I like their website more than any other club within…

I love visiting clubs I've never been to before, even if they turn out to be a crap club. Christies was not a crap club, so win-win for me! The club is like a…

So I pull into the complimentary parking lot and some homeless dude is aggressive with me trying to help me park. I'm thinking to myself this is a bad sign, maybe I should take…

I really wish that clubs would operate normally once the place is open. I mean, I have a 3pm flight home, and I want some lapdances at noon. I tipped three dancers , all 7's,…

I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been blazing hot and…

When I leave a club with a boner saying "oh my god" to myself repeatedly under my breath then it's safe to say I had a good time. The front of the club was a…

When I have a bit of free time and some expendable income, I admit I like a little gambling and a whole lot of lapdances. Hammond seems like a great place to do this,…

This is a place that reaffirms my love of small Midwestern strip clubs! Its on a dark road, there was a bachelorette party there fighting in the parking lot! If youre over 30 the…