So I pull into the complimentary...

So I pull into the complimentary parking lot and some homeless dude is aggressive with me trying to help me park. I'm thinking to myself this is a bad sign, maybe I should take off, but then a gentleman dressed in black suit and tie comes up and asks him to leave. He's cool, we chat about it, I look around to make sure my car will be OK and I say fuck it and go inside. The club is in a good neighborhood, but it's just that panhandlers see it as a target for people to give them money. Whatever. Cover was 12 bucks. The door girl probably had the most natural beauty of any woman in the entire club and she was reading "The Tipping Point". She checked my ID and then wrote my name down. That's weird, I asked why, she didn't know the reason for it, only that it was part of her job. I

I sat down, accidentally at a table that had been reserved, but Tony the tall blonde waitress helped me out and I bought a Heineken for 6.50 and gave her 10 bucks. I also bought a soda water and lime for 3 bucks and gave another nice cute waitress 10. She kissed me on the cheek, girls love nice tips. Oh I asked for a mojo to, and they said they can't do that, they just don't have any basil or mint leaves. Personally , I think that would have been more classy than some bottle of champagne but whatever, that's just me.

I tipped this hot dancer Elaine on stage, we chatted while she was on stage, and said she would come over after she made her main stage appearance. So I finished my beer and she came over, and I asked her to take me upstairs for some couch dances. We sat and talked for a song or two, she had her legs dropped on me and told me where to get some good barbecue. She grinned on me for like 3 and a half songs, 30 bucks a song, and I ended up giving her 130 bucks. I grabbed her ass, and she mainly grinder me which was just fine. I wish the couches were nicer. By the third song there were 3 other patrons sitting next to us in adjacent couches getting lap dances so I had quite a nice view.

Overall I had a good relaxing visit. There are no private rooms here, the light show is horrible . It is so flashy and spasm inducing that I wouldn't stay that long. If I was actually drunk at this place the light show would make me barf. Plus the fact that the bar can't even make me a mojito is a downer. All of the girls were hot, I'm only rating this place a seven because I have had grindier and sexier and sweater dances elsewhere, and the lightship was way over the top or just poorly designed. I looked around at this place and thought to myself "I wold have been really impressed with this place in my first couple years of strip club patronage, but after a decade or so of visiting clubs , this place is just OK for tonight".