I walked in this club at...

I walked in this club at about 530, no cover. Sweet. Sat down. Took a while to get a shot and a beer, but whatever, the view was fucking hot. Finally got a shot of patron and a corona for about $14 bucks, not bad. The limes in Tejas are huge, I love that. I asked the waitress about the poker table, and she said you pay real money for Monopoly money. Bummer....but she told me she would ask around for a gentlemen's pickup game. ! Anyway, I tipped like 4 dancers onstage, tits in my face, hot bodies all around. One thing I notice is that there are no fake tits in this club. NONE. All the chicks are natural and hot. Jerica introduced herself to me, I bought her a shot, and I liked her so I went to the couches for 5 songs. 20 bucks a song, gave her a 20 tip, and had a very nice time. The couches we were on were ripped up and you could see the batting come out. If the owners spent 1000 bucks to get that crap re-upholstered, I would have ZERO gripes about this club. Jerica, you are a total babe and fun and I want to take a bubble bath with you. ;D Ill probably be back tomorrow, tits and beer is way cooler than anything else on this planet.