I love visiting clubs I've never...

I love visiting clubs I've never been to before, even if they turn out to be a crap club. Christies was not a crap club, so win-win for me! The club is like a stones throw from a Target and a highway exit, so it seems like a safe spot which is cool.

I parked in the lot, walked in, and I did not pay a cover because I showed my hotel key cArd. Out of towners staying in hotels get free cover, how cool and easy is that?

I found a seat close to the one main stage, and tipped the blonde doing her floor show. The pole is literally 2 stories tall and some of the dancers climb it to the top, I was very impressed. Selena approached me and eventually I bought two $20 couch dances from her. She was a hot Latin chick and did the grind so good to me on a comfy plush leather couch. We sat down on the main floor together after and I bought us 2 drinks. Another babe Riley introduced herself to me shortly afterwards, and told me that three VIP dances for $75 was the best option, so I took my drink and followed her upstairs for the show. I ended up buying $150 worth of VIP and had a great time. All the waitresses and bouncers were cool and friendly, I love being in Ohio! The club wasn't that crowded, which sucks for the staff because they make less $$$, but is great for patron like me who like to come in real low key, spend some money for a short time, and then jet. If you come here with $200 and tip everybody once or twice you can have one hell of a power hour strip club experience.