When I leave a club with...

When I leave a club with a boner saying "oh my god" to myself repeatedly under my breath then it's safe to say I had a good time. The front of the club was a little hard to find because they are doing some renovations outside, but whatever, I finally found my way inside and there was no cover! How nice. Once I was inside, I saddled up to one bar and got a Yuengling (I love this beer) and checked out the club. Lots of big bouncers, maybe 3-4 bartenders working the floor, and three stages of dancers. A shot girl approached me, and for 15 bucks I got a shot of tequila from a lab vial and a nude dance. Hot. And drunk. You can take the shot girls to the VIP, but you have to pay extra because they have to sell their shots to the house.

Anyway, I was tipping this hot blonde on stage for a while, then she came over to my table to chat and we agreed to go to the VIP room. It's 25 to rent the booth from a floor waitress, and 150 per half hour. There was amazing contact, Mr Happy was happy, I think I picked a good dancer. There was OTC discussed and I might follow up on it. Left the VIP and tipped some hot dancers on stage, and got another shot/nude table dance. God bless strippers!!!

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to tip people well in clubs, and go in there smelling nice. If you til the door and waitresses and bathroom guy 2-5 bucks it goes along way, and if you smell good the dancers like you better than 90% of the smelly old men in the club. I know this is pretty common sens for most of us, but I am just re-iterating my personal experience.