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published 13 yrs ago
Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club
3801 N University Dr Sunrise, FL 33351
This is a spacious club which...
This is a spacious club which had about 20 dancers working and probably 50 customers when I arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday night. The decors was relatively upscale; there were two stages,…
published 13 yrs ago
Pink Pony
7971 NW 33rd St Doral, FL 33122
This club is in a suburban...
This club is in a suburban area but is located inside of a warehouse. When I arrived at 9:15 on a Friday night, the cover charge was $10 and parking was $5.…
published 13 yrs ago
Showgirls Inc.
19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157
This was a cavernous club but...
This was a cavernous club but not on the same size level as Tootsie’s. When I arrived at 9:30 on a rainy Saturday night, there were only about 7 dancers but that number grew…
published 13 yrs ago
Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156
The name is appropriate. From...
The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bareâ€, “shoddy†and “dilapidatedâ€: the lights illuminating the…
published 14 yrs ago
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
This club was small but relatively...
This club was small but relatively upscale. This club, like Playmates, has a Latino influence. Much of the music is in Spanish and the tv screen broadcast Spanish tv stations exclusively. There…
published 14 yrs ago
Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146
This club charged a $5 cover...
This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the 50s with Playmates…
published 14 yrs ago
Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
This club, located right on Washington...
This club, located right on Washington Avenue near the heart of the South Beach Art Deco district, suffers greatly from its ritzy location. First, the traffic over the causeway from Miami to get to…
published 14 yrs ago
BT's Gentlemen's Club
5922 S Dixie Hwy South Miami, FL 33143
This club was small and charged...
This club was small and charged a $15 cover. Parking was scarce; I had to park on the street near the club in a metered space. When I got there on a Saturday…
published 14 yrs ago
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Everything about this newly renovated club...
Everything about this newly renovated club evokes high quality and high class except the dancer quality, which is a pretty substantial exception. Driving up to the club, which is right off of 95, even…
published 14 yrs ago
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
This club had 58 dancers when...
This club had 58 dancers when I went there on a Saturday night primetime. They were substantially higher quality than Tootsie’s with regard to attractiveness. A few of the girls are petite and…
published 14 yrs ago
Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156
The name is appropriate. From...
The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bareâ€, “shoddy†and “dilapidatedâ€: the lights illuminating the…
published 14 yrs ago
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
In one sentence, "Booby Trap" (BT)...
In one sentence, "Booby Trap" (BT) Doral has attractive decors but plain-looking and out of shape dancers. I wish it was reversed. While the club is right off the Palmetto, you have…
published 14 yrs ago
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Solid Gold does not have the...
Solid Gold does not have the best dancer quality in Miami let alone the United States; however, they are relatively high quality. This club was small compared to Scarlett’s but just as nice in…
published 14 yrs ago
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Cheetah Pompano Beach was packed with...
Cheetah Pompano Beach was packed with customers (mostly old white guys sitting in groups and drinking) when I arrived at 9:30 pm on a Saturday night. I was very disappointed by the aggressive security…
published 14 yrs ago
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
This club was the size...
This club was the size of a warehouse with a few stages and LCD monitors posting the names of all the dancers working. There were a total of 78 dancers working when I…
published 14 yrs ago
King Of Diamonds
17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*
This club was gargantuan and warehouse-like,...
This club was gargantuan and warehouse-like, similar to Tootsie’s. Admission was $10. There are five stages, four poles which surround one in the center in a ring structure and all at least 30…
published 14 yrs ago
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
This club was well-decorated down to...
This club was well-decorated down to the chairs shaped like shoes on the stage and the “DB†stamp on every chair. There were only about 7 customers there when I arrived at 9:30 on…