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Reviews by ericspectator

  • review
    13 years ago
    Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club
    3801 N University Dr Sunrise, FL 33351
    This is a spacious club which...
    This is a spacious club which had about 20 dancers working and probably 50 customers when I arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday night. The decors was relatively upscale; there were two...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Pink Pony
    7971 NW 33rd St Doral, FL 33122
    This club is in a suburban...
    This club is in a suburban area but is located inside of a warehouse. When I arrived at 9:15 on a Friday night, the cover charge was $10 and parking was $5....
  • review
    13 years ago
    Showgirls Inc.
    19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157
    This was a cavernous club but...
    This was a cavernous club but not on the same size level as Tootsie’s. When I arrived at 9:30 on a rainy Saturday night, there were only about 7 dancers but that number...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Bare Necessity
    9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156
    The name is appropriate. From...
    The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Stir Crazy Showgirls
    12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
    This club was small but relatively...
    This club was small but relatively upscale. This club, like Playmates, has a Latino influence. Much of the music is in Spanish and the tv screen broadcast Spanish tv stations exclusively. ...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Playmates Club
    3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146
    This club charged a $5 cover...
    This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the 50s with...
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    13 years ago
    Club Madonna
    1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
    This club, located right on Washington...
    This club, located right on Washington Avenue near the heart of the South Beach Art Deco district, suffers greatly from its ritzy location. First, the traffic over the causeway from Miami to get...
  • review
    13 years ago
    BT's Gentlemen's Club
    5922 S Dixie Hwy South Miami, FL 33143
    This club was small and charged...
    This club was small and charged a $15 cover. Parking was scarce; I had to park on the street near the club in a metered space. When I got there on a...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Cheetah
    100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    Everything about this newly renovated club...
    Everything about this newly renovated club evokes high quality and high class except the dancer quality, which is a pretty substantial exception. Driving up to the club, which is right off of 95,...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Scarlett's Cabaret
    2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    This club had 58 dancers when...
    This club had 58 dancers when I went there on a Saturday night primetime. They were substantially higher quality than Tootsie’s with regard to attractiveness. A few of the girls are petite...
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  • review
    13 years ago
    Bare Necessity
    9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156
    The name is appropriate. From...
    The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Booby Trap
    5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
    In one sentence, "Booby Trap" (BT)...
    In one sentence, "Booby Trap" (BT) Doral has attractive decors but plain-looking and out of shape dancers. I wish it was reversed. While the club is right off the Palmetto, you...
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    13 years ago
    Solid Gold
    3341 US-1, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33306, USA*
    Solid Gold does not have the...
    Solid Gold does not have the best dancer quality in Miami let alone the United States; however, they are relatively high quality. This club was small compared to Scarlett’s but just as nice...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Cheetah Pompano Beach
    497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
    Cheetah Pompano Beach was packed with...
    Cheetah Pompano Beach was packed with customers (mostly old white guys sitting in groups and drinking) when I arrived at 9:30 pm on a Saturday night. I was very disappointed by the aggressive...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    This club was the size...
    This club was the size of a warehouse with a few stages and LCD monitors posting the names of all the dancers working. There were a total of 78 dancers working when...
  • review
    13 years ago
    King Of Diamonds
    17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*
    This club was gargantuan and warehouse-like,...
    This club was gargantuan and warehouse-like, similar to Tootsie’s. Admission was $10. There are five stages, four poles which surround one in the center in a ring structure and all at least...
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    13 years ago
    Deans Gold
    2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
    This club was well-decorated down to...
    This club was well-decorated down to the chairs shaped like shoes on the stage and the “DB” stamp on every chair. There were only about 7 customers there when I arrived at 9:30...