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Comments by DoctorQuality

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    jack_s
    Florida
    Pants for lap dances: What should guys wear for them-- and why?
    C9 by Champion Lightweight Training Pants. This is a Target house brand. In typical club lighting, these will pass for black dress trousers. They are 100% black. There is no external branding other than a small embroidered C9 logo on one side, also in black, basically unnoticeable, even in daylight. Elastic waistband with internal draw-string cord, two vertically gusseted side pockets, no zipper (of course) and the center seam is so small it is barely there. 100% washable poly. The poly material is so thin and light, when you hold it up to the light and stretch it, it's translucent. The correct color to purchase is "ebony" which is actually black. The version labeled as "black" comes with side-strips of gray. Ebony comes with side strips of matching black. The side strips can be seen to be a very fine mesh when held up to light. However, when wearing these pants, even in daylight, the side strip material is indistinguishable from the main material and the side seams are barely noticeable. Again, in club lighting, they will look just like dress black trousers sans zipper and belt. The Target SKU and hang tag item number is 041-06-0400. The hang tag simply describes the product as "Active Performance." It comes in S, M, L, XL in both 30" and 32" inseams. Everyday $16.99, but only $13.59 during a current sale. At this price, you can just trash a pair if irreparably soiled. Of course, these pants are not in any way junk-supportive … and they do of course provide ready access. bit.ly/1wI7t4y Happy Motoring!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Best Pants to Wear to a Strip Club
    C9 by Champion Lightweight Training Pants. This is a Target house brand. In typical club lighting, these will pass for black dress trousers. They are 100% black. There is no external branding other than a small embroidered C9 logo on one side, also in black, basically unnoticeable, even in daylight. Elastic waistband with internal draw-string cord, two vertically gusseted side pockets, no zipper (of course) and the center seam is so small it is barely there. 100% washable poly. The poly material is so thin and light, when you hold it up to the light and stretch it, it's translucent. The correct color to purchase is "ebony" which is actually black. The version labeled as "black" comes with side-strips of gray. Ebony comes with side strips of matching black. The side strips can be seen to be a very fine mesh when held up to light. However, when wearing these pants, even in daylight, the side strip material is indistinguishable from the main material and the side seams are barely noticeable. Again, in club lighting, they will look just like dress black trousers sans zipper and belt. The Target SKU and hang tag item number is 041-06-0400. The hang tag simply describes the product as "Active Performance." It comes in S, M, L, XL in both 30" and 32" inseams. Everyday $16.99, but only $13.59 during a current sale. At this price, you can just trash a pair if irreparably soiled. Of course, these pants are not in any way junk-supportive … and they do of course provide ready access. http://bit.ly/1wI7t4y Happy Motoring!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Cmoywbh
    Las Vegas
    Expensive, hot girls, high pressure--just as you'd expect.
    Never take "the tour." That's just BS to get you into the VIP area, throw you down into a couch, and start hard-selling.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    bigdon2000
    California
    Theres Nothing Like The Rhino
    -*-*- "It's really hard to shoo the ugly or persistent girls away, but you get a lot of practice." -*-*- I've had a lifetime of practice in politely deflecting the barrage of advances that a solo guy endures in a club of this size. Here's some approaches that generally work fast for me: "You're gorgeous - but I told my bros I would wait until they get here to spend on company. Thanks for stopping by though." "You're very hot - but I am only here to entertain a business client when he gets here. Thanks for stopping by though." "You're beautiful - but I got dances and I am tapped out. Thanks for stopping by though." "Really, you are utterly gorgeous. But your time is your money and I don't want to steal it from you." If they become really really obnoxious and persistent, ignoring all the stronger & stronger hints I really enjoy going with: "Well I DO have a fantasy you could help me with. It's that you forget about trying to get my money, we go over to that hot couple, you and I seduce them, take them back to my hotel room - and we fuck the shit out of them. Game?"
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    beluk
    Germany
    The South American influx
    I've noticed an influx of Hispanic woman in a lot of clubs around town over the last year or so. Especially Cubans.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    H5N1
    Vegas
    An odd Sunday night
    To see the expansion, turn LEFT when you enter the main door. The old small bar & single-pole area is now low-volume and has a two-drink minimum, past that is a new area with a bar, pole, couches, etc. Turn RIGHT and you are walking into the classic area of the club. The 3/100 rooms have been redone. They are in the same area, but broken into four different entrances, and they are now all entirely out of view from the main floor. You'll just see the podium/clipboard guy unless you take a dancer in there. Also the old Champagne room still has the bar and booths (instead of tables) and curtained full-hour-only booths have been added.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jasonbb333
    California
    Great Place To Drink And Enjoy
    Club ad. Only review ever, the day he joined. Then never returned to site after the day after that. No details. Vague praise such as "plenty of girls of every type for all" and "don't worry, these are the kind of tattoos you'll like." Don't bother test-driving with a lap dance, just run as fast as you can to the private dance area and start spending. And if she's talking during your VIP time, be sure to buy eve MORE VIP time. Hmmmph. Not to say Palamino is a bad club. It's not. It's actually one of the better choices. But pls knock off with the club ads that insult the intelligence of TUSCL members.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    DoctorQuality
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Party Cheap With Average Dancers In Your Grandpa's 1972 Finished Basement
    UPDATE: 2018-05-04: I drove by TOTT yesterday at 5pm and both of the swings were being used by real-live dancers.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Terrible - This place sucks
    Oh, and as everyone on this site knows, in Vegas cabbies get kickbacks from the clubs for dropping you there. In fact, the have a phone app that tells them which club is paying the most at any given moment. Which is probably why you ended up at Diamond Cabaret.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Terrible - This place sucks
    This joint is pretty well known as a tourist trap When they pitched serious heat in the back and you didn't cave to their BS, all the girls were done with you. You only got the dance from black-lipstick because you forced the issue. A place where the store's only game is pitching big ticket VIP sessions ... that turn out to be nothing special. Sometimes they tell the tourists that they ONLY HAVE VIP dances. OR they have to buy one ... or whatever BS strikes them at the moment. You can't engage a dancer in any 'normal' sense in this joint. Many of these dancers work here because they don't have a choice. In that they are under 21 and can only work in one of the few clubs that don't serve alcohol (Palomino, Little Darlings are the biggest). If they were turned down for work at those joints, then they end up working here. And don't ever let a dancer take you on 'a tour.' That's just double-talk to get you in the back. If you fall for the 'going on the tour' pitch, then they are going to figure you for a sucker and start working you hard.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    The Royal Treatment at The Legends Room: A Member’s Experience
    The most brazen, audacious club ad ever posted. The only club review this person has ever written? But he plunked down 5 large for a membership? Then he writes a thesis filled with technical details about the club's policies and crypto-currency that only management could possibly be readily familiar with? Yeah, I call bull shit.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Bachelor party night. Definitely would do again!
    Chessmaster, TFP, skeets35, jaxdude are all on-point. Pushy is an understatement; these babes pitch serious heat. And yes this is the club of choice for dancers that fly into town for a weekend to max revenue. Give up the Bens fast or they ghost. Spend ... and they ghost. Drinks are sky-high - and this reviewer, not a peep about that. And what this about "various rooms with various themes?" These girls don't waste time giving tours on Friday night, so how does he know? Yep, club ad for sure.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    dangerouslybx
    California
    A Great Way To Mend A Broken Heart
    Concierge? Ambiance? Fantastic? Talk Of The Town? Huh?
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Awesome night at Sophis's
    In Vegas, dancers under 21 are not allowed to work in clubs that serve alcohol. Except for Palomino, which was grand-fathered in against that law. She may have TOLD you she was 19, though. ;)
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    jack963852
    Florida
    Some great talent, but WAY overpriced
    I recently reported this club as closed ... but is not. My apologies for my error. I later found an active Facebook page. Note that it is calling itself "The NEW Pure Gold Club." Apparently there are new owners. Because the link to this club at the Pure Gold corporate/mainpage has been taken down. They must be licensing the Pure Gold logo and name from PG corporate. JFYI.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    DoctorQuality
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    2017 Update
    Thank you for the compliment. Again, just to make clear. The header here at TUSCL says single men must call ahead for an invite. But that's not true (maybe it used to be back-in-the-day). Single men need only enter the front door and pay the cover, just like everyone else.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    DoctorQuality
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Party Cheap With Average Dancers In Your Grandpa's 1972 Finished Basement
    Not exactly, 623. This 2015 article posted at Vital Vegas explains that sometimes the dancers are paid $10/hour, plus passer-by tips, using the swings to draw customers. There's a picture of a dancer using the swings. bit.ly/2uMPn75 Googling produced some other pictures of dancers in the swings.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    DoctorQuality
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    This New Venue is Floyd Mayweather's Venture Into The Strip Club Industry
    Mayweather has actually been banned from a lot of Vegas strip clubs. Since he served Vegas' Hustler with a IRS 1099 form for 20 large a while back. He made most of it rain on the dancers on stage. Then he wanted to claim it as a business deduction. The club laughed it off, saying the money went to the "independent contractors," not the club. Then they banned him - and others followed suit. Hustler (actually a Deja Vu property) says if he apologizes - and pays full cover from now on - he is welcome back. So I guess he thought it was better to own a strip club, than to pay one. I think most in the industry thinks he's heading in wrong direction with it, in terms of making any money.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Not bad is not great
    PS: If you ARE a hour-room bottle-popper, than this IS the lady for you. There are other Eastern European ladies working the club, one a massage girl. They are all very nice. If you engage any of them for even a few minutes, you won't get them confused with the lady of which the above reviewer speaks.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Stay away from Skyy!
    PS: Management knows her game, which is why they didn't back her up against you.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Stay away from Skyy!
    LOL! That certainly sounds like Skye! She's gorgeous, she's perky, she's a bit spacy. But she's also quite crafty at this business, and she'll clip you if you are not totally 100% on your game. On the other hand, if you ARE on your game, and you make that clear, she will deal you out a lot of fun.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Back in Raleigh
    The valet is a "free-standing" business from the club itself. Though the club surely collects some manner of payment for the rights to it. Accordingly, the valet has to actively promote its own usage. By making non-valet parking less convenient, by reserving a lot the closer-in spaces for valet. After you go a time or two, you quickly figure out which non-valet spaces are closest ... and not all that inconvenient.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Not bad is not great
    I forget her stage name, but I know who this Czech is you are talking about. More mature, utterly gorgeous and quite well-spoken ... but she reserves all her time & interest in search of men who come in to pop bottles and hour-rooms. Otherwise, you are just someone who is filling her purse with pocket change. I quickly stopped engaging her.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Just ok
    At the Vegas mega-clubs such as Rhino or Sapphire, your cover/entry will be over $50 … and they will also take your money through the liquor; expect $20+ for entry-level cocktails. Seen that way, a $35 entry fee to a Vegas strip club - especially one that cannot make (or cost you) additional money by selling you liquor - and is providing you with full nudity - is a fair price.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    AIR DANCES!!!!!!!!
    Michaeline, I have logged – literally – thousands of nights in strip clubs. Once, I lived pretty much next door to a fully nude, free admission strip club in Georgia; I was in that club almost every night for a solid year. I have logged time, at some point, in over sixty different strip clubs. So I speak from experience. No/low-contact/air dancing at tables and on the $20/$30 couches is a quite pretty common set-up in strip clubs. If I had a quarter for every time a dancer somewhere in America has told a customer "I can do more in VIP," I'd be a multi-millionaire! It has also of recent become far-too common that dancers try to overcharge customers. Sometimes/someclubs a dancer will try to get away with not even announcing that overcharged price until after the dancing is done! So be glad that Little Darlings has taken a strong hand against that practice. And even when you (think you) are getting a bit less air-dancing at your table at Rhino for $20, you have to understand that that one 'friendly' dance is really a come-on/advertisement for you two to move into the 3/$150 area … an area that is NOT really all that private, and is actually LESS time with your dancer, than if you had purchased 15 minutes of VIP time in a back room at Little Darlings. Seen that way, LD is actually offering you the better deal! Or certainly at least a fair deal.