Party Cheap With Average Dancers In Your Grandpa's 1972 Finished Basement

Puny space. 2-3 lookers, 4-5 BBW fuglies. Nude. 18+ juice bar. Zero hustle. $10 lap dances. If you are driving right by it and can afford to lose $10 cover for a peek at the joint, go for it.

My impression fits well with other VIPs here. I paid $15, no locals discount. It's $10 earlier in the evening. Since they can't sell booze, they have to get their money off the door and the dancers, and I get that. But when I can use my Nevada ID to walk into most of the hot, uber-swank strip clubs for free, it still feels sort of raw.

Walk straight through the toy store to the back (no need to stop in there at all) then down a short hallway and see the "bartender" at the register in the dance/club area to pay cover. Sodas are $2, first is on-the-house. The dance/club area isn't much bigger than a finished basement. And it sort of feels like one. It has a small square stage at center with a pole of course. A few puny round tables with chairs. But it's mostly comfortable couches along the perimeter of the walls. Zero privacy here, though the couch catty-corner to the hallway entrance provides some darkness.