Party Cheap With Average Dancers In Your Grandpa's 1972 Finished Basement

Puny space. 2-3 lookers, 4-5 BBW fuglies. Nude. 18+ juice bar. Zero hustle. $10 lap dances. If you are driving right by it and can afford to lose $10 cover for a peek at the joint, go for it.

My impression fits well with other VIPs…