Reviews by nickifree

I made a rare stop at Expose on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 10 dancers and a dozen customers. The girls on this daytime shift were almost mostly petite and thin,...

If you like thick Mexican girls, just like most of the clubs in Austin, you should be right at home at Palazio. The club was crowed on a Tuesday night, but as...

My cable went out and I wanted to watch Monday Night Football. So why not test the waters for hotties at Yellow Rose? For a Monday night I was pleasantly surprised by...

I went to YR on a Friday Evening. There were lots of customers but very few dancing going on. For my point of view there were two hot dancers while the rest...

Haitian girls, chubby mexican girls, old sagggy white women. That pretty much sums up Sugar's for me. I can't tell you about drink for food specials because I didn't bother to stay longer...

My last review for Perfect 10 was pretty much a rave. But now I'll have to temper my enthusiasm for this review. Any SC patroon in Austin knows that P10 is considered...

If there's any time to be in an Austin Strip Club it has to be Tuesday Afternoons. Tuesdays at P10 are $2.00 drinks all day long. And the best time, IMHO, is...

I really wish I could spend more time in Rick's. I really like its layout and it is not your typical dark lit club. But I just do not have a desire to...

I visited on a Monday afternoon around 3:00pm. The were just about 10 dancers working. Most where thin and muscular booty-shaking black girls. There were probably about 20 customers but most were...

Tuesday nights at P10 is the busiest Tuesday night of all the strip clubs in the Austin Metro area. I got there fairly early (around 6:30), paid $7.00 entrance settled for a table...

Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!. Got your attention? Good, let's proceed then. I stopped by Expose Sunday afternoon. There were seven girls dancing. Three were young, pretty and rail thin....

Rick's Ca beret has an ingenious gambit going on. After you pay a $12.00 cover charge at the door, they offer another large fee to access the very large VIP section. The...

Possibly the worst strip club moment I've ever experienced. But I didn't think that would be the case when I walked in the door. When I pulled into the club’s parking lot...

You'd be hard pressed to find a stunner and most of the girls aren't much for conversation. The music is primarily Hardcore Rap. If you find the N-Word offensive then this is...

Perfect 10 can often be a hit or miss strip club. On this Thrusday it was definately a hit. There were perhaps 40 girls working the day shift. About 30 of...

Perfect 10 is often considered the best strip club in Austin. While I agree it does on a typical day have the best looking girls, the club lacks an intimate feel to it. On the...

I stopped by Palazio the day after their big seventh anniversary party. The two hottest dancers in the club were pretty much left alone, to my surprise. Since both of them had...

Chubby Mexican girls with big tits. That about sums it up. I have to admit though, that these plump girls were making money. I only stayed for one beer. ...

I stopped by on a Friday late afternoon. Lots of customers, but only about 6 or 7 dancers. I found it odd that the girls were primarily black and hispanic, but the...

I just recently dropped by Sugar's last Friday night. I'm not typically a "night guy" at strip clubs, and prefer daytime instead. The cover charge was $15. Most of the few girls in...