Reviews by nickifree

Let's face it. The girls in Strip clubs today are geared for thugs. So you have to know which club to patronize for your dollars. If you go to a strip club...

I've been going to P10 regularly for over 15 years. I can honestly say that my last visit was the first time I've enjoyed an evening there in over 10 years. Of...

This review is not necessarily about one particular night at P10, but instead its a review about my visits on Saturday afternoons over the past few months. There's a nice little secret about Perfect 10...

I really had high hopes for "Down In Texas Saloon". But alas it was just a pipe dream. I had to admit that I was so wrong about the prospects for the...

I decided to give this place a check out. I was expecting the worse and my expectations were meet. First and most importantly the dancers were shit. They were mostly fat...

Expose' likes to present itself as club a rock music strip club with thin white girls. Nothing could be further from the truth. Expose' like most of Austin's strip club is just...

For years afternoons at Perfect 10 was something special. However like practically every other strip club in Austin it has fallen victim to ghetto ass thug rap and thug R&B. On my...

Palazio is possibly the last non-urban rap/hip-hop club in Austin. Of course that's only if it matters to you. I'm not a customer who frequents strip clubs for extras, so dancer looks,...

Mostly 'hood dancers. And it's mostly the same 'hood dancers that have destroyed all the other day shift strip clubs in Austin. They've just nestled into the last remaining club known for...

I've given great reviews for DIT Saloon. But when I did it was because they had apparently coaxed some very hot girls to dance there (I don't know if they were paying them...

Of the dozen or so strip clubs in Austin, Palazio remains the last of them that I would call an upscale strip club. Fewer thug ho dancers (which permeates the majority of...

Fat and obese dancers. Pretty much like the "Landing Strip" which Expose's owners also run. "Landing Strip is a notorious "extras club". The patrons know it and the fat ass girls...

Palazio is considered the "upscale" strip club of Austin. Last time I lived in Austin I frequented the club a lot. But it is pretty much a rap/hip-hop club now. Its...

Day shift P10 is the best time to visit a strip club in Austin. I had been out of Austin for a few months and to see if that truth remained valid....

I went to YR after work after hearing about the new changes. Biggest change is that they no longer adamant about charging to sit in their so-called VIP section which is just a...

Having been away from Austin for a while I was finally able to return during F1 formla week. I visited Down in Texas a Saturday or Sunday night (sorry, that whole weekend was...

Baby Dolls is a mix of sports club meets strip clubs. The girls there are typically attractive and so are the bar girls. When I arrived it was late afternoon and the club was...

Fairly dead monday afternoon at P10 so I decided to try Yellow Rose on the way home. I didn't have high hopes and my dread was justified. There were two quality dancers,...

If there is one strip club left in Austin with a bit of the "keep Austin Weird" vibe. It has to Expose'. But fair warning. One, that vibe usually completely evaporates after...

Yellow Rose is very much an urban club. Though they might try to advertise it as an upscale scale with hot sophisticate dancers (usually white girls in the adverts), it is really mostly...

Of the four major upscale clubs in Austin, Perfect 10 is considered the best. However it can be very hit and miss. On the afternoon of my visit I was alarmed by how...

First of all let me say that the previous post gave way too high a rating for dancer quality. It should be more like a five or six to be very generous. Take...

They should change their name to "The Black Rose". Seriously, two-thirds of the dancers are black girls. This has become a similar club to "Babes" in south Austin. Even most of the...

I do not typically patronize P10 a night because I find the talent there at night to be sorely lacking. Instead, I try to make the afternoons as much as possible. This...