Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!. Got...

Warning! Warning! Danger! Danger!. Got your attention? Good, let's proceed then. I stopped by Expose Sunday afternoon. There were seven girls dancing. Three were young, pretty and rail thin. One had a beautiful body, but a face that stop a clock. The other three were very OBESE women in their early to mid-30s.

By OBESE I mean the three of them together would have been over 800 pounds. It seems very large girls are becoming the norm in strip clubs in Austin. About the only strip clubs where you typically won't find big girls are "Perfect 10" and "Palazios" - although they both might have a few a the chubby side.

I've become accustomed to the chubby ones and the fugly ones. But I will not stay in a club the employs OBESE exotic dancers. In fact, I had just started on my second beer when the biggest of the three started on stage. Her shoulders where humped over and she wobbled as she approached pole (which to me looked like she grabbed for support).