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Comments by laplurker (page 10)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    acam9
    British Columbia
    Famous for a reason
    This one is about as blatant as they get.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    aquavelvaman
    Virginia
    ROBbed
    Unfortunately, every club has its sharks. You can't let your guard down.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Orange546
    California
    Good mild club but low mileage
    $40 for a bikini lap? WTF? No way!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Some layout changes (mainly VIP rooms)
    If you spend a lot of time in strip clubs, you will get burned out. Years ago, I was in the clubs 3 times a week. I once walked into a dive bar in Hollywood, California, called the Seventh Veil. There was a dancer that I knew standing at the bar. I walked over and said hello. We talked for abut 5 minutes before I noticed that she was buck naked. She had just got off the stage and was still holding her costume in her hand. When it takes 5 minutes to notice that a girl is naked, you have spent too much time in strip clubs.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    This place used to be like crack to me
    What about actually going to the club and posting a current report?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    First time, just a fluke? Regardless - will be back for sure!
    I suspect that the $250 quote for a private room is just the dancer's fee. The club wants $150 for the room and a $20 tip each to the manager and waitress. Each dancer sets her own price for her time. Cheetah is the prototypical South Florida club: full nude, full bar, and private rooms where you leave with a smile on your face.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Dolfan
    What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
    Not a weekday afternoon club
    Thanks for the review. I generally avoid topless clubs as I like to see it all. Cheap room prices might tempt me, but only if there were some decent dancers which does not appear to be the case.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Scfanatic69
    new york
    New ownership
    Thanks for the review. Synn is building an empire.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    sfrsox
    I love boobies
    They could be more truthful.
    I've always seen a cute girl collecting the cover.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    sfrsox
    I love boobies
    They could be more truthful.
    I agree with twentyfive. By the way, Papi says the $1 cover keeps the homeless out.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jimplaya
    California
    Not enough bang for the buck
    I have a hard time believing that anyone would follow a bad lap dance with a $250 private room. First time review, real or fake?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    First time at an Fkk club
    Between FKK and Thailand, I'm living on the wrong continent.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    inmonger
    Indiana
    Raunchy, but I liked it
    It doesn't sound like all that much money either way as long as you got your flute played.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    New Owners, New Depths
    When I lived in the area, I never went to Imperial due to low mileage. It sounds like Synn is building an empire. Thanks for the review!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    FIrst Time will return
    Holy smokes! You can actually get into a hot tub with a dancer? I hope that water is heavily chlorinated.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Full Nude Full Liquor Full Friction
    I am suspicious of all first time reviews. I know everybody has to start somewhere, but there is a difference between detailed reviews that tell me something and generic reviews that could be for any club.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Tridude23
    Florida
    No Girls
    This club used to be true topless, but switched to pasties. I think there was pressure from LE. Business is down as a result. Put in the windshield time to drive to West Palm Beach.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    rickrox
    Florida
    Flashdance Better than Expected
    I have always had good experiences at Cheetah WPB. Extras in the private rooms are readily available. It's not cheap. 150 for the room, 20 each for manager and waitress, and 300 for the dancer. As always, be certain that you have a clear understanding with the dancer as to services that will be delivered.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Samuel12
    California
    The Cold War is back!
    Russian dancers have a nation wide reputation as sharks.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Dolfan
    What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
    Typical DD
    BT = Booby Trap, also in Pompano Beach
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    bootybuddY
    Maryland
    Saturday night in Sin
    I have never been to a club where the barmaid would get topless even for a tip.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    drw420
    California
    Gorgeous girls--balloon dances only
    Balloon dance? WTF?? How does this place expect to stay open?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    It’s been awhile
    usmc0311 -- 18 review comments, but no actual reviews. Do you go to strip clubs?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Dead at 10 PM
    Thank you for checking this place out. Now the rest of us don't have to. Congrats on getting your money back. That's pretty ballsy!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    The bird closed
    Years ago, I was a regular here before leaving the area. The Bird was always hit and miss. When it hit, it was pretty good. Recent reviews show a serious decline. Maybe a new owner will revive the place.