Comments by laplurker (page 10)

This one is about as blatant as they get.

Unfortunately, every club has its sharks. You can't let your guard down.

$40 for a bikini lap? WTF? No way!

If you spend a lot of time in strip clubs, you will get burned out. Years ago, I was in the clubs 3 times a week. I once walked into a dive bar in Hollywood, California, called the Seventh Veil. There was a dancer that I knew standing at the bar. I walked over and said hello. We talked for abut 5 minutes before I noticed that she was buck naked. She had just got off the stage and was still holding her costume in her hand. When it takes 5 minutes to notice that a girl is naked, you have spent too much time in strip clubs.

What about actually going to the club and posting a current report?

I suspect that the $250 quote for a private room is just the dancer's fee. The club wants $150 for the room and a $20 tip each to the manager and waitress. Each dancer sets her own price for her time. Cheetah is the prototypical South Florida club: full nude, full bar, and private rooms where you leave with a smile on your face.

Thanks for the review. I generally avoid topless clubs as I like to see it all. Cheap room prices might tempt me, but only if there were some decent dancers which does not appear to be the case.

Thanks for the review. Synn is building an empire.

I've always seen a cute girl collecting the cover.

I agree with twentyfive. By the way, Papi says the $1 cover keeps the homeless out.

I have a hard time believing that anyone would follow a bad lap dance with a $250 private room. First time review, real or fake?

Between FKK and Thailand, I'm living on the wrong continent.

It doesn't sound like all that much money either way as long as you got your flute played.

When I lived in the area, I never went to Imperial due to low mileage. It sounds like Synn is building an empire. Thanks for the review!

Holy smokes! You can actually get into a hot tub with a dancer? I hope that water is heavily chlorinated.

I am suspicious of all first time reviews. I know everybody has to start somewhere, but there is a difference between detailed reviews that tell me something and generic reviews that could be for any club.

This club used to be true topless, but switched to pasties. I think there was pressure from LE. Business is down as a result. Put in the windshield time to drive to West Palm Beach.

I have always had good experiences at Cheetah WPB. Extras in the private rooms are readily available. It's not cheap. 150 for the room, 20 each for manager and waitress, and 300 for the dancer. As always, be certain that you have a clear understanding with the dancer as to services that will be delivered.

Russian dancers have a nation wide reputation as sharks.

BT = Booby Trap, also in Pompano Beach

I have never been to a club where the barmaid would get topless even for a tip.

Balloon dance? WTF?? How does this place expect to stay open?

usmc0311 -- 18 review comments, but no actual reviews. Do you go to strip clubs?

Thank you for checking this place out. Now the rest of us don't have to. Congrats on getting your money back. That's pretty ballsy!

Years ago, I was a regular here before leaving the area. The Bird was always hit and miss. When it hit, it was pretty good. Recent reviews show a serious decline. Maybe a new owner will revive the place.