Comments by laplurker (page 11)

Maybe an ad for Brooklyn. Is there a PL in SoCal who doesn't know that the "Lei " in the name is the literal truth?

I disagree. I have never had a bad time at Cheetah's. The last time I was there, the line up was rather nice. I suppose that every strip club out there has the off night, but I haven't had one at Cheetah. As for WPB traffic, I've lived here for 3 years from L.A. You have no idea what real traffic is like. This town is a pussycat by comparison. My grandmother could navigate the streets in her wheelchair.

The Lei is also a good place to blow off steam after your wedding.

desertscrub - Please chill out on flaming the dancers who post here. I like hearing what they have to say. If you don't , then just don't read them.

How do strip clubs in the U.K. survive? Private acts of prostitution are legal. And it's a short hop to Germany and the FKK wonderlands.

Thanks for the update.

How attractive were the dancers?

Tropical Lei in Upland is a brothel masquerading as a strip club. Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry is similar but more expensive. Synn in COI and sister club Sahara in Anaheim depend on the dancer. Some do and some don't. Read the last 20 reviews for any club you are thinking about. Ignore the first time reviews as most are either club ads or fakes by guys trying to get a free month.

A very useful review. Thank you for posting.

Fantastic review. Thank you for posting. A website shutdown for being too explicit??? WTF??? So much for the First Amendment. Not surprising considering the asshole soiling the Oval Office.

Thanks. If you live around here or further north, there's not much choice but to put in the windshield time to drive to WPB.

I don't know why, but I read the reviews for this place even though I live a thousand miles away. I figure that it must be the lowest dive bar in America.

First time review, a club ad. It's insane to drop 3 to 5 bills and not get extras.

Some reports say that this club went from topless to pastie. What was it when you were there?

Since when can you be too explicit for this site? Read my reviews. Now, I don't give out dancer's names. I don't want to create problems for any dancers. But, you don't need names. You only need to know what goes on in a club. Specifically, how touchy-feely are lap dances and are extras available. It's good to know how attractive the girls are and if a club is mixed or dominated by one ethnic. The rest is irrelevant. I don't care about the parking fee, cover charge, or the price of a bottle of beer.

I am not paying $35 for a lap dance. I'm just not and I am not adverse to spending good money on dancers.

Tip the waitress to bring you the dancers that you like. It works for me.

I never take my phone into a club. I went to DD once years ago, but I am not interested in going back. The reviews make it sound like a shark tank.

I don't think I would go to a club that scans ID's. Too many things could go wrong like blackmail, dancers start calling you, who knows, anything.

Why did it take a year to post a review?

Everybody who goes to strip clubs has the occasional unsatisfactory experience. There is not much to do but turn the page. It helps to develop a sixth sense about who will be good and who won't. That requires some time to develop. "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

I have never understood the appeal of the peep show joints, but to each his own.

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome, dancers who think that their services are worth megabucks.

I don't know how the "no extras" clubs survive in LA/OC. There are so many places where HJ, BJ, and FS are readily available.

At one time, this place was nude dancers who all gave extras. It had the same owner as the old Hawaii Theater and Tropical Lei clubs. Flesh had a long running legal battle with the city. To settle things, they ended up as a topless joint with no extras.