Gorgeous girls--balloon dances only

So happy hour from 5 - 8 p.m. is only $5 admission. I ordered and nonalcoholic beer for $5 and bought a bottled water for $5 for the first girl who caught my eye (her request upon offering to buy her a drink.) Anyhow, all the girls there are smoking hot. The dances are $20: $10 plus mandatory $10 tip, and they are balloon dances, whatever that means. Apparently they put a balloon on your lap and dance on top of that. No clothes come off at the club, so i took off without experiencing the ballon dance.