Comments by laplurker (page 12)

I used to drive by this place a lot. I never went in. The neighborhood is sketchy. The few reviews suggest a porn theater for the worst perverts, crack heads, and whatever.

I don't understand how bikini bars stay in business. Go to a public beach and see as much for free. If a club isn't nude with extras, I'm not interested.

Their website does not give any hours, but Yelp says open 24 hours. I have to wonder how much business this place has from 6AM to Noon. Maybe I would be surprised. Who knows?

Indeed.

If you have a pulse, then you can carry a gun in Florida. Yes, you have to be careful around a strip club. You also have to be careful around a Walmart in this state. Plus, I wouldn't be caught dead in a strip club after midnight. Nothing good happens after midnight.

Never, ever use a credit card in a strip club. You were lucky that you didn't get stuck for $$$$.

You got great advice from the very best.

You got great advice from the very besr.

Most DJ's are obnoxious. I hate the clubs with the dark blue or purple lights for the stage. Your grandmother could be up there and you would not know it.

We also get complaints about clubs where you get an endless parade of "wanna dance". If I see a dancer that I like, I will tip the waitress to send her over.

Holy shit!! I would have checked out of that hotel immediately. Find one across town and make sure that I wasn't followed. I guess it could have been worse. He could have pulled a gun and robbed you figuring that you would be too embarrassed for being in a strip club to call the cops.

You would think that, if a dancer does #2 at work, she would use some baby wipes or something to get that bottom really clean. Good thing you didn't try rimming on this one.

Tip #5: Do not ever, ever, under any circumstances use a credit card in a strip club. You might get lucky and be charged what you expected. You might get unlucky and get a bill for $$$$.

The Dirty Bird has been hit and miss for a long time, mostly miss lately. Try Tropical Lei in Upland. It's a bit of a drive from OC, but it's basically a brothel masquerading as a strip club. Synn in City of Industry has dancers who do extras and dancers who do not. Ask before committing to the VIP. The same goes for Sahara which is a sister club near Flamingo. Sahara tends to have mostly pudgy latinas, but you may find a diamond in the rough.

I don't understand comments about the best dancers never came to you. Why didn't you get up and go to them? I'm not shy about walking up to a dancer that catches my eye. Or tip the waitress to bring the dancers you wanted over to you.

I have never been disappointed in my experiences at Cheetah WPB. See my reviews. The current going rate for 30 minutes in the private room is 150 to the house, 20 each for the manager and waitress, and 300 for the dancer. It used to be that dancers would take 200, but the dancers union seems to have raised the rate. As usual, if you don't know the dancer, then have a clear understanding of what you will get. Just because most dancers offer extras doesn't guarantee that they all do. The dancers have always had covers. Latinas dominate the line up, but there have been a few caucasians and AA's. Cheetah's is not cheap. You may be able to save money with massage parlors or escorts, but I have no experience there. If you want extras, skip Rachels. Monroes and its sister The Manor (formerly Double Dees) have a reputation for dancers asking huge amounts for private rooms. Dancer quality at the other clubs is typically below Cheetah, but you might get lucky and find a diamond in the rough. Or, if unlucky, just rough. All comments are, of course, works of fiction for entertainment purposes only.

When I lived in the area, I drove by this joint dozens of times. The inside sounds as bad as the outside looked. How does the creature on stage ever make any money? Who would pay for that?

Oh, desertscrub, I wouldn't be too hard on the dancer. It's good to know what the house gets and what the dancer gets for negotiating purposes. Knowledge is power.

Since this club is well known for low mileage (meaning no extras), how many of these $500 Sky Boxes actually get sold?

Never, ever, use a credit card in a strip club. They figure most guys are too embarrassed to dispute the charges.

Never, ever, use a credit card in a strip club. It's a guarantee of a rip off.

This club is a pasties club which is what all Orlando clubs are. What is with the nude on the third dance? You were either in another club in another town or this is a fake review to get a free membership.

It's not that far to drive to one of the brothels in the desert.

I would pay several dollars to give this place a miss. If I wanted to see girls behind glass, I would look at my computer screen.

$700 is insane. These girls aren't going to sell any private rooms at that price. Joe SixPack can't afford it and the millionaires on the island know better.