Cheap thrills! I walked in,...

Cheap thrills! I walked in, saw two fat dancers, one pretty attractive latina one. She was dancing on a small stage, and I sat right in front of her, asked for a dance, and she said, "Now?" and I said, "Sure!" So sure enough she cedes the stage to the 200pounder and meets me and takes me upstairs. It is DINGY up there! Even she (Iris) commented that the place reeked. Essentially there are semi-private booths up ther, and Iris (with a really nice ass) started giving me a dance; which soon turned into a handy exploration of my nether regions, with commensurate explosion to culminate.

$30 a dance, I tipped her $10 extra, 2 dances, so $70 and 10 minutes in the club, and no ticket from my illegal parking at Annie Sez store next door! I'd say a win-win. Of course, bear in mind the place is stank; and the other girls were stank as well.