OK, so this review is not...

OK, so this review is not so great; but frankly it's probably my fault (a common theme really, in my strip-club-patronage). I rolled in, I had about 30 minutes to kill before I got back to family on the Saturday before xmas, and I see, like, literally no hot chicks. Seriously -- strippers who are at least 20 lbs overweight.

So I'm like, hmmmmm......I should bail and just re-invest my cash in egg-nog or something....

But then out of the mist comes Ashley, tiny 5'2" blond chica, tatoo of Winnie the Pooh (what?!) right above her ass -- and she's all talking to me, and...