Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
I was at HB a few weeks ago and nothing eventful happened in the way of dances however the absolute funniest thing did occur and it harkened back to something I wrote about probably for…
Spark71· 9 yrs agoIndustrial Strip
Hammond, IN
Well...made my return to spots for my birthday...thought I'd do a quick in and out for my birthday...and a hot Monday night in a strip club was interesting. Out of 5 spots, I saw none…
Spark71· 9 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
I was looking over my hotlist and trying to see if my last review matched my last outings and they didn't so obviously I hadn't told you about my last time out. My best last…
Spark71· 10 yrs ago 1Fevr Cabaret
Bedford Park, IL
So I did venture off into this club last night though I did not stay long...my review isn't to trash it because of the lack of available dancers...the older I get the more value I'm…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoCarl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
So I was here Friday before last and there are two things that stand out and another 3rd thing that made me want to write a review. I'll start with that other third thing...it took…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Stopped by Friday night after work and nothing out of the ordinary this visit...same crowd always decent size and the music is always to my liking. I think more then any other club, to me,…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoCarl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Stopped by on the eve before New Years Eve as they wouldn't be open on the Eve...and nothing spectacular happened but I still think that was a good night to say goodbye to the year…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoJ's Bar & Grill
Northlake, IL
Ok...so I have been reminiscing about LA and comparing Chicago clubs to them since my visit in 08' but recently I've been a regular at spots (both South and Western burbs) and seeing new, young…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
I hit up quite a few spots over the past few days to re-determine who is my present favorite. I think the vibes of clubs ebb and flow so frequently that you fav one week…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoFantasy
Hammond, IN
So...I finally had my Indiana adventure...Thursday night I played Indiana Jones as I was in the area and I hit up almost all the Indiana spots I was curious about...initially it was only suppose to…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoAll Star Bar & Grill
McCook, IL
I had a nice surprise last night when I stopped by Allstar's. I had gone to Jimmy's in the south burbs looking for an ATF but she wasn't there and the vibe there was kinda…
Spark71· 10 yrs agoCarl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Had a good time at Carl's Thursday although it was nothing out of the usual...and the one thing I'm learning as I get older in this game is that..I've found a few clubs that are…
Spark71· 10 yrs ago 1Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
When it comes to this, usually if I have a bad experience I will not say anything at all and maybe give the spot a second chance at a later time unless it was something…
Spark71· 11 yrs ago 1Sky11
Harvey, IL
So I went on a night I think the Blackhawks were playing to see a dancer I saw previously who told me she worked Wed. as a dancer (met her as a shot girl) and…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoPoleKatz
Bridgeview, IL
Was at Polekatz last night for the Mayweather/Pacquio fight and big, big kudos to Polekatz for having the fight, keeping the cover at $10 and then having the lovely ladies there for afterward...that was pitch…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoSky11
Harvey, IL
Just doing a general review from a visit maybe two weeks ago as I had been hitting a few spots up regularly and got a good feel for what's in Illinois near Chicago as far…
Spark71· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 3Sky11
Harvey, IL
Let me start by saying that if there was an award to be given for most improved club then Skybox should get it. And I believe alot of the clubs do listen to the customers…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoSky11
Harvey, IL
So I did some club hopping Friday at some south suburb spots I hadn't been too in awhile, like 5 spots in a night...in and out of some places and the surprise to me was…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Went to HB last night and had the best time ever! It's ironic because I went not knowing what to expect as I hadn't been in a few months and what with changes in policies…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoCarl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Made a return visit to Carl's last night and had a good solid time! I visited a few spots in the area but Carl's was the one that gave me what I've come to expect.…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoHeavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Stopped by HB last night after being away for a while (about a year). I only saw one girl I recognized from before, the rest where new faces. There must have been some event going…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoCarl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Had a pretty good, solid night at Carl's and once again...learned some valuable lessons of which I shall share. When I arrived it was nice, they had the Jackie Robinson West game on on a…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoJ's Bar & Grill
Northlake, IL
Yesterday I came out of semi-retirement after a 6month hiatus from adventures and I hit up the western suburbs. Good ole' Carl's saved the night, as it was a mini celebration but I did get…
Spark71· 11 yrs agoBobby's Bar
Melrose Park, IL
I'm writing to kinda retract my most recent review of Bobby's...I was wrong...I went on the wrong day...I went back a few weeks ago on a saturday and had a much, much better experience...a lot…
Spark71· 12 yrs agoBobby's Bar
Melrose Park, IL
I was hoping for something... But this bar had nothing for me...same dancers from 15yrs. Ago and the new location just seems more cramped. A move made probably to save money sense it's just a…
Spark71· 12 yrs ago 1
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