Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd Stone Park, IL 60165

Had a great time, nothing out of usual...but here's why I might make this my occasional stop

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Spark71
Jul 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Had a good time at Carl's Thursday although it was nothing out of the usual...and the one thing I'm learning as I get older in this game is that..I've found a few clubs that are actually gems if you get there early...the lights and glamour don't amuse as much now...just a cold beer and a soft lady...but Carl's is one of those places where I like the crowd...and I can watch the game,etc. but it's starting to become an anomaly to the fun I may have had earlier in the night which is a shame because I'm much closer to the area now then I was before...the North Ave. corridor which could lead to Rivers Casino or Heavenly Bodies or Melrose Park spots is being under utilized by me because frankly, I just need a cold beer and soft lady once a week...the bells and whistles need not apply...and it should be consistent now not the exciting guess work it's been in the past. So although it was fun...but to go from clubs where the ladies were naked and then come to one where they've got these thick ass stockings on and they want $20 per dance...and that's how you spend more money that night then you should...when the first spot had you feeling fine then you come here and start with stocking friction...

This is just going to be the perfect wind down spot...close to home base...in and out after a night spent at other further away destinations...quickly catching basketball or football scores on Sportscenter and smacking one more ass before I head home...maybe designating $50 for the whole affair...let's see

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