Reviews by Spark71
Submit a ReviewScores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
South to West
So I was in the area taking care of some business. I lived in the west burbs but had to temporarily relocate for work to south subs and I was moving my storage to a…
2 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Addisson)
Jul 28, 2025, 1:30 AM
Knockouts
3901 Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Brooklyn in IL
So...and my first complaint is...and I say this as an English Major/wanna be writer... I'm not a fan of the dry, descriptors you all love about the physical aspects of a club most readers probably…
Jun 26, 2025, 12:05 AM
Knockouts
3901 Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
It’s Ok
My review is from about a month ago. I’m West located but often visit a few spots south and sometimes when I choose one location, I’ll sit wishing I’d chose the other. Knockouts is a…
Oct 28, 2024, 2:15 AM
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Thursday’s No More
So Gold Room Thursday...this is one of two bigger clubs in the Stone Park area, next door sits the second club scores. Both clubs were meant to be more upscale offering $30 dances and tuxedo…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(SamPerkins_420)
Oct 3, 2020, 10:40 AM
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St
Melrose Park, IL 60160
Nice Pleasure after Business
So had to go to the DMV and good news is I got my license back so see you in the road soon! Afterward stopped by Louie D nice little dive bar been around for…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Hatedit)
Sep 1, 2020, 3:37 AM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
The Return...Blah
So I’ve been returning back to the clubs since 7/6. I went a week straight for the week of my birthday and my intention was to head to the south suburbs on Saturday. I changed…
Jul 17, 2020, 1:05 PM
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
LOOKED THE SAME...STILL A MONEY DRAIN
I would have to piggy back off the last review and state I had a similar experience...sort of. First off, hadn’t been to the Gold Room in a while and was kinda missing it. Now…
Nov 5, 2019, 6:00 AM
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60164
Weird visit but back is reopen
So this is going to be short but informative...but anyway so I was here about 2 weeks ago and had an extremely extremely good time...extremely...with some chocolate thunder...so I return this Saturday about 6pm...grab a…
Jul 27, 2019, 8:44 PM
Sky11
16700 S Halsted St
Harvey, IL 60426
Surprisingly Satisfied
So I finally went to the new and “improved” Skybox and I was expecting to be completely disappointed but I was surprisingly entertained. First off, it was all to be expected young urban over the…
Jan 27, 2019, 8:52 PM
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60164
Almost no dancers
What’s going on with Js...what time and when do you have to get there to see dancers??? Just blow some time on a Saturday night... I stepped inside and the bar was kinda full but…
Sep 2, 2018, 5:25 PM
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave
Chicago Heights, IL 60411
I Think Im Going To Retire In Next 3yrs
It’s probably been 20yrs, back when I went to Brazil in 2003, I got the intel for that whole trip online. It went beautifully with no problems. A few years ago it seemed if there…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Spark71)
Mar 31, 2018, 1:13 PM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
Blah
I stopped in Carl’s last night for the second weekday in a row (was there last Tuesday). I came in between the change from day shift to night shift (8pm to 10pm). I went to…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
Mar 6, 2018, 6:25 PM
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave
Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Typical Visit...good fun
So I was here last Thursday and it wasn’t anything spectacular that occurred that made me want to write a review but I did gain some insight on how I should do this club. Original…
Feb 4, 2018, 1:22 PM
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
More like Silver or Copper club
More like silver or copper club...it just wasn’t enough hot and freaky women for my enjoyment...have gon on a few Friday’s now and it’s been fewer and fewer women with each visit...I’ll have to look…
Dec 13, 2017, 8:42 PM
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Nice return...
At first I thought this was going to be a bad review...the club is kinda pricey from the onset...$10 entry, $5 for an MGD...and two of the long dark haired big booty waitresses wouldn't even…
Oct 28, 2017, 12:41 PM
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave
Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Hit or Miss
This was from about a month ago but I thought it was an observation worth mentioning...I was there either on a Thursday or Friday night...and I was trying to run into one or two dancers…
Sep 24, 2017, 7:28 AM
Club O
17038 S Halsted St
Harvey, IL 60426
The Return of Club O
So I started out at Jimmy's and was expecting a good time there but it turned out to be a big zero. I had come the previous week at a different time and saw all…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
Aug 26, 2017, 6:47 AM
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60164
Daytime selection
So I finally ducked my head into the bar to see the daytime action and it was a bit scampy to me. Sometimes when I'm in the area I like to stop in spots to…
Apr 18, 2017, 8:00 PM
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave
Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Weekends or week days
To be honest...I think I keep hitting up these spots looking for that night of surprise...where the dancer goes or let's me go further than I ever imagined...OR...the finest new girl I've ever seen walks…
Mar 14, 2017, 10:44 AM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
The Fight
A fight broke out at Carl's on Saturday and the police were walking in as I was walking out. I've said many times that if this were Arnies or The Factory or Red Diamond those…
Jan 30, 2017, 6:32 AM
Club O
17038 S Halsted St
Harvey, IL 60426
Back!
I think this club might be back for me...I've gone twice within the last 30 days or so although I may have not written a review...my last visit was New Year's Day about 2am...missed there…
Jan 18, 2017, 5:56 AM
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Overview
This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs...
As I've said previously, I was making this a go to spot and…
Dec 20, 2016, 11:25 AM
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
New Beauties
Some new cuties at the club and I will be in the area regularly for the next year...I'm trying to think of the place as the local tavern to justify going there 2-3 nights a…
Nov 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd
Melrose Park, IL 60164
What's up here...
I was looking and saw my last review for here was Dec. 2015 and I thought that absolutely can't be cause I've been peeking my head in here off and on for a couple of…
Oct 19, 2016, 12:00 AM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
Go to for area...
Carl's...my go to for the Melrose Rose/Stone Park area...2 things I'd highlight as lessons learned in this review from my last night's adventures...I've started going out to spot during off peak days (sun-wed) to be…
Sep 8, 2016, 12:00 AM










