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- TechmanFlagged·$/LD?
- rickduganFlagged·Not Enough Club Details This read more like a high level industry report than a specific review of this club. It was just too generic. Anything about costs, the crew of girls on shift when you visited, etc., would have been helpful.
- sinclairFlagged·Incoherent
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