Reviews

25 reviews by soldierkingii

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, OH

I love Alona

As you've probably noticed, I hit this club from time to time. This evening I was waited for a third shift job and had time to kill, so I stopped by. There were relatively few…

9 yrs ago

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

First Time Visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I was in the area on business and had never been to any CT clubs, so I thought I'd give this one a try. It's not easy to spot from the street, and I drove…

9 yrs ago

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, OH

Not so great this time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I went back to the Crazy Horse during another stay in Cleveland. The physical layout of the club hasn't changed, so there is nothing to report there. I came in, was escorted to a…

9 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Not much has changed

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So, I pop into Jen's once every few months since it reopened just to see if it's returned to its former quality (such as it was). This evening when I walked in there were three…

9 yrs ago

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, OH

Slow Times at Petticoat Junction

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I visited this place while in the area on business. The physical appearance of the place is ok, relatively clean but not terribly well kept up. I got a seat at the bar and ordered…

9 yrs ago

Just Teazin'

Painesville, OH

Summer is the best

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So, I'd never been to this club before, but I was in the area, so I thought I'd give it a shot. It was pretty dead when I walked in - three customers, a very…

10 yrs ago

Rare Cherry Gentlemen's Club

Ashtabula, OH

Homey feel, homely dancer

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First the good news. Rare Cherry is in a great location - right on Lake Erie. If you sit at the bar you have a great view of the lake, something you can just stare…

10 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Tatiana is worth it

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I've been back to Jen's a few times since it's reopened, and nothing's really changed, except most of the good dancers are gone. I went in on a Friday around 5 p.m. There were 4-5…

10 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Pretty much same old Jen's

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon - my second visit since the place reopened. There were about 6 dancers on shift, although several came or went while I was there - about an hour. Most…

10 yrs ago

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, OH

Great value for the money

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've been to the Palace several times. The layout is always the same, as is how the dancers work. There's a slightly raised stage around which the patrons sit. The dancers go from one patron…

11 yrs ago

Dancers Den

Akron, OH

What a disappointment. This was my...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

What a disappointment. This was my first time at this club. I came in early on a Friday evening. There were three patrons in the bar, other than me, and three dancers. I sat at…

11 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

After reading reviews of various Tampa...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After reading reviews of various Tampa area clubs, I decided to give Mons Venus a try. When I walked in - and paid the cover charge - I looked around to get a sense of…

11 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

So, I read here on TUSCL...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So, I read here on TUSCL that Jen's had reopened and immediately made plans to check it out. While it wasn't the greatest club in Akron, it was a go-to spot from time to time.…

11 yrs ago

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, OH

Got the the bar around 4...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Got the the bar around 4 p.m. There were two other patrons in the place and about a half dozen dancers working, ranging from 4' to 7's. Got table dances - at $5 a pop…

11 yrs ago

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, OH

I'd never been to Desiree's before...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I'd never been to Desiree's before and had the hardest time finding it. (Tip, you'll have to park in a lot or garage nearby and hoof it because it's in a pedestrian plaza.) My initial…

11 yrs ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Got to the club just before...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Got to the club just before 6:00. There were exactly three patrons and zero dancers around. A couple other patrons trailed in over the next 45-60 minutes. During that time three dancers appeared - none…

11 yrs ago1

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

This is by far my favorite...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is by far my favorite place when I'm in Indy. The place itself is OK, but nothing to write home about. There are several large screen TVs playing sports. I used to go there…

12 yrs ago

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, IN

Brandy's is a very high class...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Brandy's is a very high class club, very posh and well laid out. Everything - and from all appearances everyone - is clean. Staff is professional and courteous. The night I stopped by the place…

12 yrs ago

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

I stopped by late on a...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I stopped by late on a Wednesday. There were four dancers, including one just doing her last set on stage. I was the only patron for the first 20 minutes or so before a couple…

13 yrs ago

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, OH

Came in late on a Wednesday...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Came in late on a Wednesday night on my way to a nearby hotel. There were only three dancers in the place, and I was the only patron. The good news is that I got…

13 yrs ago

Fox's Den

Brook Park, OH

The club is small and pretty...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

The club is small and pretty run-down. By the time I arrived I was the only patron in the place. There were four dancers, none of whom I was very impressed by. I tipped pretty…

14 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

For my money, Jenn's is the...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

For my money, Jenn's is the best place in Akron. I'd never been there before and thought I should check it out one day after work - based on the other reviews here. The place…

15 yrs ago

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, OH

Went to Bottom's Up for the...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Went to Bottom's Up for the first time, based on other reviews. Dancers were average to less than average in appearance. Mostly older with a couple of younger girls. Got table dances from each one,…

15 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Visited the club last night. Impressive...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Visited the club last night. Impressive setting and attractive entertainers, but that's about all the positive comments I have. I sat down on one of the couches and was immediately approached by the maitre who,…

15 yrs ago

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, OH

Made my first visit on a...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Made my first visit on a Wednesday evening. The place is kind of a dive - though not the worst I've seen. Light crowd - maybe a dozen customers. Layout is pretty standard with a…

15 yrs ago