Slow Times at Petticoat Junction

I visited this place while in the area on business. The physical appearance of the place is ok, relatively clean but not terribly well kept up. I got a seat at the bar and ordered a drink. There was one dancer on stage (more of a raised area in the middle of the bar) who was finishing her set. There were about a half dozen customers. I sat around for awhile and was eventually approached by a dancer who looked to be in her 40s - with large saggy boobs and an average face. She was very friendly and proceeded to tell me about the ins and outs of the place. They have a short table/chair side dance called a "wiggle." Tipping is up to the customer. To keep her interest, I got one. It was ok, but nothing special. We chatted for a while longer, and I suggested she might want to work the room a little to try and drum up some business. She did and ended up giving a private dance to another patron. Private dance is a misnomer. It's a chair in the corner of the bar. The top came off, and the large but very saggy breasts plopped out. While I love big boobs, hers were kind of a turn off. While this was happening, another dancer went on stage. Her name was Megan, a skinny girl with an above average face. She danced a couple songs, again nothing special. By this time I had tired of the scenery, so I finished my drink and left. I probably won't be back. It's not a place I think I would be spending much time or money.