Not so great this time

So I went back to the Crazy Horse during another stay in Cleveland. The physical layout of the club hasn't changed, so there is nothing to report there. I came in, was escorted to a table and ordered a drink. Prices haven't changed either - still decent for a strip club. There were about a half dozen dancers on shift at about 9:00 p.m. The selection was mixed. A few heavy set types, a couple spinners and a couple well-proportioned dancers were on view. After a while a very attractive dancer stopped by and sat down. She introduced herself as Anastacia, a 20-something looking to earn money for grad school. After the usual banter about why she got into dancing, how long she'd been doing it (four days), etc., I thought I'd give her a try in the VIP. I thought to myself, "New girl trying to make money; this might be fun." Big mistake. While she was definitely attractive, she was also incredibly inhibited. I bought the three songs for $50, and it wasn't until almost the end of the second song before the top came off. And there was almost no contact - a lot of air dancing and a little sitting on my lap sliding back and forth. It wasn't at all a turn on. In fact, it was a pretty boring. I'm sure I'll be back to Crazy Horse when I'm in Cleveland again, and maybe she'll warm up as she gets a little more experience, but this visit was disappointing. Maybe I'll have better luck next time.