Reviews

Oddball is an oddball alright. Located on Sepulveda in a little rough area in North Hills, it does have plenty of parking in back, which seems to be shared with the mechanic's shop next door…

Synn has a strange location, on the corner of two major streets in the Valley and sharing a parking lot with an auto repair place. You can enter from Sepulveda and make the trip behind…

There's not a whole lot to add on the basics for the club: it's a Deja Vu, which are pretty standard. I went on a Wednesday, in the middle of the day. As mentioned in…

Went here for a friend's bachelor party and had plenty of fun. This place is on the second floor of a shopping center, there's Placers right next to it and some massage place as well.…

This club is pretty out of the way, unless you need to get body work done on your car as you wait or possibly adopt a dog (it's not too far from the Hesperia animal…

I visited Xposed on a weekday afternoon. Parking lot is small out front, but they have more in the back if needed. At this time of day, it wasn't necessary. Walking in, the cover is…

From its advertisements Spyce is clearly trying to portray themselves as Portland's high-end strip club; glossy, handouts with the strippers nicely photoshopped, talk of "upscale this" and "gentleman that", and generally hyping it to be…

Pirates Cove is over on the east side of PDX on Sandy. I'd say it is probably known for its "unique" architecture than it is for the quality of its dancers. I don't mean to…

In a nutshell, TL lives up to its reputation. The club is a bit out of the way in Upland, not really much interesting around it, but still seems to have insufficient parking. Oh well,…

Pussycats if a jack shack located on 82nd right next to the (possibly) better known Sheena's G Spot. Like most Portland area lingerie modeling establishments, it is located in a converted house, kind of dingy…

I made a visit out to Cheetahs after a long day in Vegas a few hours before I left on a flight home. The club isn't bad, it is fairly large size and clean. Unfortunately,…

Went to this out of the way Spearmint Rhino location on a lazy Weds afternoon and was not disappointed. Cover was $10 with no drink minimum. The club was surprisingly more populated with dancers than…