In a nutshell, TL lives up...

In a nutshell, TL lives up to its reputation. The club is a bit out of the way in Upland, not really much interesting around it, but still seems to have insufficient parking. Oh well, I guess I'll survive. The club is smaller inside than I expected, especially with respect to the local Spearmint Rhino in Rialto, which is huge. Most of the stage action happens on a small raised stage close to the drinks and the entrance. Some tables sit around the floor and there are bench-type seats (that are awkwardly high) all around the walls. Like I mentioned, stage is small and not the type conducive to acrobatics, but that isn't why you came to TL anyways, right? Everything a girl does here should be considered an audition for the VIP room, and if you don't think you will pay for the VIP, walk out there door and spend your $ somewhere else. The girls will take you to a lappie on the benches, in front of everyone, if you like. Again, use this for audition purchases only. The real action is in the VIP room. I was escorted back there by a nice Latina, she dance for about 2 minutes and told me the deal: $100/200/300 for h/b/f. Oh yes, the mileage, what TL excels in. Safe to say that the girls here are 6's to 9's and they have most every body type/ethnicity covered. If it is a friendly, high mileage, no nonsense club you are looking for, look no further. If you are out with friends and just want a drink and relax, there are better options.