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Comments by HiYaDave (page 6)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Putz01
    Virginia
    First-Timer Impression
    Do they still have the annoying eagle eyed bouncer dude staring at you this whole time you're in the lap dance room? And saying "Hands on the couch!" if you so much as touch any part of the girl? There have been times off and on where you could get some satisfaction in the regular area. Other times it has been ridiculously restrictive. One time a girl, I believe her name was Kat, actually got me off at the bar. Her hand in my shorts she whispered "As long as you keep tipping I will keep playing." And she did. I'm sure she is long gone.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    mikemann11
    Georgia
    Yet another visit
    16 dances and she played with your stick briefly? Is this really the best that's available in Atlanta? If so, come to Philly. With the right girl you can get up close eye to eye, french kiss, hj, bbbj, and covered fs for the same rate. Ok, it's most readily available with WOC but still. As Rod said, never fall in love with a stri...
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jollyrodger
    Pennsylvania
    A pleasant surprise
    "better looking talent defiantly works in philly" had to chuckle ..... sorry.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    gumboman
    Pennsylvania
    It Only Takes One!
    Sounds like an awesome time. I have had similar experiences lately. Seduction was my most recent co-conspirator. Wish we had a name to go with your partner that night.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    If you give a dancer a drink
    I don't know what the real story is with this place. About 6 months ago reports were that the property had been sold to U of P. Who knows for certain but it is definitely past its prime
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    nappy
    Delaware
    Ymmv
    I have also done it in the past but not lately. It may be time to put Oasis back in my rotation.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    Better now that they're topless
    Was that Samantha Rone? I saw she was coming there. I was out of town, have grown tired of the smoke, and don't generally hti clubs when there are porn stars featured. But I may well have made an exception for her had I been available.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Small but thorough
    Just curious how much your total experience set you back. I am still trying to grasp the concept of heading to a peep show where you watch and jack yourself off, rather than heading 1/2 mile up the road where for the cost of a dance plus small tip the girl will at a bare minimum jack you off, perhaps even provide some "oral satisfaction" as Maria Medeiros so succinctly described it in Pulp FIction.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Lowblow33
    Pennsylvania
    Bad start, good ending
    Ahh how times have changed. It wasn't all that long ago you could pretty much count on Willy being freed and brought to the surface for air, and handily taken care of in the regular lap dance room. If it has come to the point you don't even get that kind of service in the VIP, well my decision to take this place out of the rotation stays in effect.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    KaneSB
    New Jersey
    Ehh
    I agree, no reason at all to visit here if getting any kind of "satisfaction" is your goal. BYOB but girls remain fully covered. $30 lap dance prices, but cameras and monitors in full effect. I was actually considering going on a Wednesday night this summer, when they are supposedly having some kind of bikini bod contest. Luckily a friend of mine went and said the place was as lame as always. No thanks. I will stay on this side of the Delaware River.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    59
    Pennsylvania
    Decent late afternoon visit
    Glad it sounds like things are looking up here for a change. I just might have to break m hiatus and check it out soon.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    EASY SCORE
    The comment about girls being extremely aggressive is right on, not in all cases but often. One particularly annoying dancer is Baby. She keeps and eye out for anyone who enters, and makes a beeline for the guy as soon as he takes a seat. Makes lots of promises, asks you what your penis is named, blah blah blah. Unless you are into big girls who hold you up for a minimum $50 tip for basic service, skip her. Tell her in no uncertain terms "I just got here, I want to chill by myself, and I don't really like big girls". She just may actually take the hint.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Hungry8
    New Jersey
    Always a dance count confrontation
    Papi is absolutely correct. If you are inclined to tip the dancer tip her, but always ask the guy at the desk how many dances you had.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Jackmehoff36
    Pennsylvania
    Not bad for last call
    And if he paid $200 and only got an HJ he was clearly thinking with the wrong head
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Phred69
    Mid-Atlantic
    Open Air
    Nice review, and good information. As with you, I have pretty much taken this place off my list for a while, but it just might be time to make a return visit. Thanks for the update.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Slow Friday afternoon
    Glad to hear this type of service is returning. Hak's used to be my go-to place when I didn't feel like driving to Philly. I dropped it from my radar when VIP prices went way up and regular dance service went way down. I may just have to come back and check it out. Nothing better that getting off early from work followed by getting off early at the only neighborhood strip club.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    First time private lap dance
    So you paid $100 to have boobs slap your face and to touch a girl's butt? I will pass. For $20 at Oasis across the street I can get all the boob slaps and ass grabs I want. And at Purple Orchid just up the road I can get pretty much whatever for $30.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    nappy
    Delaware
    Here we go again...
    You can always ask and pay the bouncer guy sitting at the entrance. He has the actual official count.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    623
    Since 1963 ...
    Met a ROB
    Nice review. I am heading to Phillies spring training in Clearwater for the next week. I have been thinking of exploring some evening extra curricular entertainment while I am there but recent reviews of local clubs tell me I will be better off if I just wait til I get home to Philadelphia.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    BigJJ33
    Florida
    Getting Better
    OK review but I am confused. Is it about Atlantis Gentlemens Club? Or about Oasis? I'm heading to Clearwater for a week and looking for productive night time entertainment.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    OVERPRICED
    I check the reviews of this place about every 6 months or so just to see if anything ever changes. And it never does. How does this place stays in business? Or perhaps the greater question is why does this place stay in business? Maybe they are doing money laundering on the side. There is no way the daily receipts pay the bills.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Fun to be had here
    I was pretty sure who the guy was that called your previous review was an ad, went back to check and I was right. That deseretscrub guy is a total idiot who posts crap like that regularly, about clubs he has never visited. Oasis is a nice bar, usually has several nice dancers working, and has some good beer specials during local sporting events. Having said that, I stopped going here when the fun in the $20 room stopped.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    billburgee
    Washington
    Decent neighborhood SC
    Come on desertscrub. Have you ever been here? Do you really think a "club ad" would include a quote of a dancer promising to lick a customer's "chi chi"? My experiences have pretty much conformed with those related by billburgee. Excellent place if you like WOC with the occasional latina mixed in.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    A gem near the airport
    From my experience I would say this sounds like Charlotte. I believe she previously (or perhaps occasionally still) goes by the name of Frenchie. Yes she is a bit ghetto. But she knows why you are there and is usually more than happy to accommodate. I have had less than satisfactory trips to Oasis lately but am glad to hear that reports of the good times being over for good may not be entirely accurate after all.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    nappy
    Delaware
    Ok
    Pretty much spot on review. There was a time a year or so ago when much fun could be had here. There was even a girl here who would finish me off at the bar while french kissing my ear as long as I tipped her a 20 or so. Sadly those days seem to be over. I agree, head north to Philly, especially if you like chocolate; Atlantis or Purple Orchid are almost always reliable, and, though Oasis has lost some of its luster recently good times can still be had if you find the right "Cookie".