review comment
3 years ago
I’ve never heard of a two drink minimum there. Neither have I ever been over charged by the guy counting the dances. Occasionally yes by the dancers but never by the dance counter dude. It would be disappointing if these are in fact recent developments.
review comment
3 years ago
Once upon a time you could always count on a couple of girls here who would get close enough to you at the bar to let you know she would get closer in the $20 room for a tip. Sadly it seems those times are over, at least for the time being.
review comment
3 years ago
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SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
I made my first post covid visit here a couple of weeks ago and came away with the same opinion. Uninspired dancers, most sitting over by the mirrors, no inside the bar tip round. Girls were mainly cute and petite but none made it even remotely interesting enough to inspire me to get a private dance. They seemed content to waste their time sitting beside what I presume to have been "regulars". I miss Mercedes and Jordan. They knew why you were there and made sure you got what you came for.
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3 years ago
In pre-covid days 1:00 would be a bit early for here. I haven't been here since things reopened but I always had better luck closer to 4:00 or so. But who knows these days. I did make one trip to Oasis down the street a week or so ago and it was so blah I didn't even have anything worth reporting. I am getting the impression the guy who made a comment a while back that the best girls are all sitting at home making onlyfans videos had a point. That and webcam shows on chaturbate may have seriously eroded the on-stage talent.
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3 years ago
Nice review despite the comments from the self absorbed so called adjudicators. I've said it before and I'll say it again here, I am just about ready to get back in the game. Got my vaccine, getting itchy for some fun. I also mentioned previously that I just can't get past Mahogany's cigarette breath. Melanie is fucking gorgeous but pre-covid times her rates were going up. Crazy times for me at work til the end of the month but come April I'm thinking it might be time to get back. I wish there was more buzz about Oasis as it is not a dive bar. but the Orchid will do in a pinch.
review comment
4 years ago
I have not been back since the world as we used to know it came to a screeching halt, but I am glad to hear Riley has returned. What a sexy little pixie doll! In my opinion you made the better choice going with her as opposed to Mahogany. While Mahogany gives a promising prelude at the bar, in my experience she provides little fulfillment in the back. And her smoke breath totally is off-putting to me. Your review gives me reason to get my ass back in the game!
review comment
4 years ago
Best advice from Oddjob, if you ever doubt the dancer's song total ask the guy at the desk. And if she over counted pay for the dances, no tip. I have yet to return to the PO Playground, but I kind of think probably 2 pm is a little early to catch the better quality girls.
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4 years ago
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SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
Well, the reviewer did say the dancer in question flashed "her" pussy, which in the pre-covid days was a rarity at Oasis. When I do finally break quarantine, should I encounter such a dancer there I might have to throw caution to the wind and just do it!
review comment
4 years ago
I meant to say you could have got what you wanted at PO for less than "one C note" as the Sopranos might have put it.
review comment
4 years ago
Let me get this right. You paid $45 before you got your first drink, and you still paid over $500 before you got your first dance? Come on dude. You could have received what you were looking for at Purple Orchid, about 1/2 mile away on the other side of the street, for less than $$$. She is not a scammer. She saw a mark. And she took it. Live and learn.
review comment
4 years ago
Looking at the liquor prices on their website, and $9 for a Yuengling sounds pretty pretentious to me,but it des seem like they have some pretty good game day specials planned so perhaps I will check it out after they add some daytime hours, and after I get my covid vaccine!
review comment
4 years ago
I know the over 50 something tall blond over inflated boobs dancer you are referring to and couldn't agree more, she should have hung it up decades ago. At least she just does the inside the bar tip round and returns to her cell phone. I have never been asked how many dances I want by the monitor dude ahead of time. And if anyone in any lap dance in any club refused to take her top off, well, that's clearly the time to call it one and done.
review comment
4 years ago
If you like full figured girls she is a keeper. Plus she can actually carry on a conversation at the bar if that's your thing. Not planning to return to monger activities until post vaccine. But that's just me.
review comment
4 years ago
Pretty worthless review considering everything came to a screeching halt around 3 weeks ago. But heck, what's it matter? Who knows if or when things might return to life as it used to be. I know I'm not inclined to snuggle up close and personal to some girl who has been snuggling up close and personal with who knows how many other guys since she last brushed her teeth. Waiting for the vaccine!
review comment
4 years ago
Dude, you so overpaid.
review comment
4 years ago
Just kind of curious here. If no extras are available, what exactly is a GFE experience in your book, MrHappyman? If a GF does not provide extras well, she is no GF of mine!
review comment
4 years ago
I think he was right in not naming names in review because extras were provided. Perhaps he will answer you via PM.
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4 years ago
Agree with all the above posted comments. Not sure why it was approved. It should be taken down.
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4 years ago
I can't speak for the current situation here from personal experience as I have yet to break my post covid cherry. But I can say that Mondays are second only to Sundays as the worst day to visit The Orchid, especially early in the day. I am picking up a friend at the airport at 6 PM Friday. Hopefully I will be able to check this place out ahead of time.
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4 years ago
Wait, you spent $400 and didn't even have to change your boxers at the end of your visit? Clearly you have not been to the right places in PA.
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4 years ago
I thought Zoey was that tall over 40 ur old blond with huge fake boltons, and who should have retired a decade ago. Different Zoey or am I wrong?
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4 years ago
Gonna have to be a vaccine before I will DFK a stripper.
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4 years ago
Not VIP as in over priced half hour sessions including a couple of drinks. But there are two closed door rooms that go for $30/song plus tip. In there, with the right girl, you are totally treated like a VIP!
review comment
4 years ago
I don't often agree with the adjudicators complaining about not enough details but this time I do 100%. I'm not even sure why this "review" was posted. I have a feeling adamj was just trying to get his free one month VIP access.
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4 years ago
This place was dead before the shutdown. I like it for it's layout, so I hope they figure it out as far as getting customers and dancers back. Having said that, I'm still not sure I'm ready to jump back in the pool.