Reviews

I entered a little after lunch on a Saturday. It took a little bit of time for my eyes to adjust to the dark lighting. A waitress, who probably is legally a "little person" took…

Pulled into a crowded parking lot at around 11 pm. This is a good thing since dancers use the same lot as the customers. I had a ticket stub, so cover was waived though the…

Parking is free in a gravel lot across the street. They make you walk through a metal detector, so keep your cell in the car unless you got one of those all plastic cellphones. Cover…

I returned to the land of the Simpsons and made an obligatory stop at Sweet Illusions. This was my first late night trip to the place, and it was pretty busy...though I can't say the…

Portlandia is the land of many strip clubs. I bet most residents are at most two degrees of separation from someone who has worked as a stripper or at least been employed at a…

I had been to this Springfield establishment once before. I thought it was a good value, but that was about it. This time I noticed it to be a bit more organized and aesthetically pleasing.…

Hands down (no pun intended) best club in the Sacramento area. Some might say it is the best club in NorCal. The girls in San Francisco at Mitchell Brothers and Gold Club might…

This is the "go to" club on Florida's gulf coast. There was a bit of a line to get in as too many customers were using plastic rather than cash for cover causing the queue…

I have never been a big fan of this place, but I still had a free pass laying around, so I made my first trip here in over a year, perhaps two years. The first…

4Play is where the most attractive strippers in LA go to work. Some say mileage is awful and the value sucks, but that is what you get if you want to see the most beautiful…

This is the ONLY nude non-dry club in Las Vegas, well it's actually in North Las Vegas. The lot was pretty empty, but they section off an area for employee parking, which was not all…

This is an interesting place located in a more working class than rural area. I walked in around 6 when the dayshift women were still on the clock. There is a board next to the…