Too many folks and tats

Portlandia is the land of many strip clubs. I bet most residents are at most two degrees of separation from someone who has worked as a stripper or at least been employed at a club. There are many choices in the greater Portland area, so I was very surprised when I saw a long line that went all the way down the staircase at Casa Diablo. It was half past ten and the place was packed to literal capacity. The bouncer was only letting folks in if people came out.

After around a half hour wait, I got to the door and the bouncer made a snide remark about my ID expiring in a few months. Then I paid the topless blonde door girl the $6 cover and received my change in $2's ($1 bills do not exist in the world of Casa Diablo). A few guys tipped and extra $5 or $10 and got a quick grope of the door girl's man made tits; I could tell by the rippling.

The customer base is more immature than I recall and feel like this is where club novices go. Many were very excited by two average looking dancers deep-throating a dildo. The stage show was pretty intense for Portland as I saw two girls go down on each other and full dildo penetration. However, the sex acts were limited to dancer-on-dancer, whereas I have seen stage shows in other parts of the countries where female customers have been penetrated, male customers receive covered hj, etc.

Private dances are pretty expensive here. For the VIP, they start at $250 for 30 minutes topless and go up to $1K for an hour in the champagne room, which is fully nude and includes a bottle of choice champagne. Unfortunately, I would only pay the top end price to have an hour if it was for FS with a high-end porn star or model. The champagne room is not too posh and not designed for an hour of FS, so I would pass on the ludicrous price for Portland.

As for the girls, there were probably 30+ girls, but I could probably count on one hand the number who were not outrageously tatted up. If you like the suicide girl type, this place is a dream come true. If you prefer the Playboy model type, there might be 0-2 girls fitting that description.