Reviews by magicin1969

I decided to try this club again with a few buddies who came down from Central Florida. It was late Saturday night and the parking lot was packed, yet we still found a fairly close…

Having checked this out in the daytime and not being to totally impressed, I came back late night.<br> <br> The parking was good since the other businesses are shut down and you can take their spots. There's…

I have passed this club on the way to the Keys, and it always looked empty. It used to be called Playpen South. Seeing that there were recent reviews convinced me to see if I could…

This club is located in the middle of two mega-clubs, Tootsies and King of Diamonds. That being said if you are not familiar with the area, it is tricky to get to. The exit off…

The location of the club is fairly easy being off of a main road, Biscayne Boulevard also known as US1. Directly behind it is a small community of trailer parks, go figure. The club has…

And here continues Florida's trend of horrid clubs. This club is in an extremely tiny strip mall. The other stores are a cell phone accessory and beauty supply. The outside looks like it's under construction.…

Club is definitely a shadow of its past. The parking lot is big but I've never, ever once seen it full. Not even on weekend nights. The club itself has been remodeled since it was…

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside.…

I was passing through this area for the first time in a long time. This was my first review on this site. And nothing has changed for the better. Still sucks. This club is on a…

Surprisingly this place wasn't so bad. After visiting TX clubs, I didn't have much hope at this one. Finding it is fairly easy and parking was free. It's definitely not a small club. Cover was $20…

This club is easy to get to which may be it's only plus. They have a large parking lot which really just a vacant unpaved space that hasn't been built on. The club itself is…

The best way to get to this club is taking the 135 exit on I-95 and heading east till W Dixie Hwy. This local highway is only a few streets long so its not the…

How the mighty have fallen. This used to be my favorite club in Miami. But when I went, it looked it's finally jumped the shark. It was pretty empty and what they were full of wasn't…

I think the best part of this place is that military gets in free on some days. I don't know about all. The location is easy to see from the road. It is a fairly big…

So apparently this club is owned by someone from the band Pantera, or something like that. They have a spacious parking lot and the doormen and bouncers are surprisingly cool as well. Most think they're…

This club would get a higher rating if they didn't follow the Texas trend for girls: ugly. I thought FL girls were low, but TX girls are downright gruesome. This club is huge. Their upstairs…

South Florida has got to be the breeding ground of uglies. It seems like as the economy goes down, so do the looks of the girls. This club is a smaller, neighborhood type place. It has…

This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar. First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in the…

This club is on OBT along with a bunch of others. Basically these clubs are the armpits of Orlando. The city already has a huge problem attracting customers because on the west side is Tampa.…

This club is inside of a plaza besides Hooters. I am always wary of clubs inside strip malls for the simple fact that I believe a successful establishment should be freestanding. Because of this, the…

I visited this club around 10 PM and found very few cars in the parking lot. The parking lot was decent-sized in comparison to some others in the area. So I expected to be pleasantly…

Honestly, I can't praise King of Diamonds enough. They have hands down, one of the best selection of women in Miami. I'm completely stunned that this club doesn't have more reviews, as well. First of…

This club is a COMPLETE money waster. It's very small with one stage in the middle, smells horrible, and very expensive drinks. $20 beers. The only good thing was the parking.They had a hot ass…