magicin1969

Reviews by magicin1969

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  10 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  Hallandale Beach, Florida
  I decided to try this club...

  I decided to try this club again with a few buddies who came down from Central Florida. It was late Saturday night and the parking lot was packed, yet we still found a fairly...
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  10 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  Hallandale Beach, Florida
  Having checked this out in the...

  Having checked this out in the daytime and not being to totally impressed, I came back late night.<br> <br> The parking was good since the other businesses are shut down and you can take their spots....
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  12 years ago
  Playpen

  Miami, Florida
  I have passed this club on...

  I have passed this club on the way to the Keys, and it always looked empty. It used to be called Playpen South. Seeing that there were recent reviews convinced me to see if I...
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  12 years ago
  The Office

  Miami, Florida
  This club is located in the...

  This club is located in the middle of two mega-clubs, Tootsies and King of Diamonds. That being said if you are not familiar with the area, it is tricky to get to. The exit...
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  12 years ago
  The Body Club

  Miami, Florida
  The location of the club is...

  The location of the club is fairly easy being off of a main road, Biscayne Boulevard also known as US1. Directly behind it is a small community of trailer parks, go figure. The club...
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  12 years ago
  Playmates Live

  Pompano Beach, Florida
  And here continues Florida's trend of...

  And here continues Florida's trend of horrid clubs. This club is in an extremely tiny strip mall. The other stores are a cell phone accessory and beauty supply. The outside looks like it's under...
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  12 years ago
  Cheetah

  Hallandale Beach, Florida
  Club is definitely a shadow of...

  Club is definitely a shadow of its past. The parking lot is big but I've never, ever once seen it full. Not even on weekend nights. The club itself has been remodeled since it...
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  12 years ago
  Bare Assets Melbourne

  Melbourne, Florida
  The place is right off a...

  The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the...
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  13 years ago
  Erotica Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  I was passing through this area...

  I was passing through this area for the first time in a long time. This was my first review on this site. And nothing has changed for the better. Still sucks. This club is on...
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  13 years ago
  XTC

  Fort Worth, Texas
  Surprisingly this place wasn't so bad....

  Surprisingly this place wasn't so bad. After visiting TX clubs, I didn't have much hope at this one. Finding it is fairly easy and parking was free. It's definitely not a small club. Cover was...
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  13 years ago
  Sexxy Lady Cabaret

  Miami, Florida
  This club is easy to get...

  This club is easy to get to which may be it's only plus. They have a large parking lot which really just a vacant unpaved space that hasn't been built on. The club itself...
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  13 years ago
  Angels Adult Entertainment

  North Miami, Florida
  The best way to get to...

  The best way to get to this club is taking the 135 exit on I-95 and heading east till W Dixie Hwy. This local highway is only a few streets long so its not...
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  13 years ago
  King Of Diamonds

  Miami, Florida
  How the mighty have fallen. This used...

  How the mighty have fallen. This used to be my favorite club in Miami. But when I went, it looked it's finally jumped the shark. It was pretty empty and what they were full of...
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  13 years ago
  Cheaters

  Cocoa Beach, Florida
  I think the best part of...

  I think the best part of this place is that military gets in free on some days. I don't know about all. The location is easy to see from the road. It is a fairly...
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  13 years ago
  The Clubhouse

  Dallas, Texas
  So apparently this club is owned...

  So apparently this club is owned by someone from the band Pantera, or something like that. They have a spacious parking lot and the doormen and bouncers are surprisingly cool as well. Most think...
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  13 years ago
  Dallas Showclub

  Dallas, Texas
  This club would get a higher...

  This club would get a higher rating if they didn't follow the Texas trend for girls: ugly. I thought FL girls were low, but TX girls are downright gruesome. This club is huge. Their...
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  13 years ago
  Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

  West Park, Florida
  South Florida has got to be...

  South Florida has got to be the breeding ground of uglies. It seems like as the economy goes down, so do the looks of the girls. This club is a smaller, neighborhood type place. It...
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  13 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Miami, Florida
  This is a strip club?? I...

  This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar. First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in...
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  13 years ago
  Thee Original DollHouse

  Orlando, Florida
  This club is on OBT along...

  This club is on OBT along with a bunch of others. Basically these clubs are the armpits of Orlando. The city already has a huge problem attracting customers because on the west side is...
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  14 years ago
  Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

  Sunrise, Florida
  This club is inside of a...

  This club is inside of a plaza besides Hooters. I am always wary of clubs inside strip malls for the simple fact that I believe a successful establishment should be freestanding. Because of this,...
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  14 years ago
  Spotlight Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  I visited this club around 10...

  I visited this club around 10 PM and found very few cars in the parking lot. The parking lot was decent-sized in comparison to some others in the area. So I expected to be...
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  14 years ago
  King Of Diamonds

  Miami, Florida
  Honestly, I can't praise King of...

  Honestly, I can't praise King of Diamonds enough. They have hands down, one of the best selection of women in Miami. I'm completely stunned that this club doesn't have more reviews, as well. First...
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  15 years ago
  Erotica Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  This club is a COMPLETE money...

  This club is a COMPLETE money waster. It's very small with one stage in the middle, smells horrible, and very expensive drinks. $20 beers. The only good thing was the parking.They had a hot...