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Reviews by magicin1969

  • review
    10 years ago
    Scarlett's Cabaret
    2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    I decided to try this club...
    I decided to try this club again with a few buddies who came down from Central Florida. It was late Saturday night and the parking lot was packed, yet we still found a fairly...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Scarlett's Cabaret
    2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    Having checked this out in the...
    Having checked this out in the daytime and not being to totally impressed, I came back late night.<br> <br> The parking was good since the other businesses are shut down and you can take their spots....
  • review
    11 years ago
    Playpen
    23101 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33170
    I have passed this club on...
    I have passed this club on the way to the Keys, and it always looked empty. It used to be called Playpen South. Seeing that there were recent reviews convinced me to see if I...
  • review
    11 years ago
    The Office
    250 NE 183rd St Miami, FL 33179
    This club is located in the...
    This club is located in the middle of two mega-clubs, Tootsies and King of Diamonds. That being said if you are not familiar with the area, it is tricky to get to. The exit...
  • review
    12 years ago
    The Body Club
    11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181
    The location of the club is...
    The location of the club is fairly easy being off of a main road, Biscayne Boulevard also known as US1. Directly behind it is a small community of trailer parks, go figure. The club...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Playmates Live
    2301 NE 5th Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33064
    And here continues Florida's trend of...
    And here continues Florida's trend of horrid clubs. This club is in an extremely tiny strip mall. The other stores are a cell phone accessory and beauty supply. The outside looks like it's under...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Cheetah
    100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    Club is definitely a shadow of...
    Club is definitely a shadow of its past. The parking lot is big but I've never, ever once seen it full. Not even on weekend nights. The club itself has been remodeled since it...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Bare Assets Melbourne
    4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904
    The place is right off a...
    The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Erotica Cabaret
    1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010
    I was passing through this area...
    I was passing through this area for the first time in a long time. This was my first review on this site. And nothing has changed for the better. Still sucks. This club is on...
  • review
    12 years ago
    XTC
    2502 NE 33rd St Fort Worth, TX 76106
    Surprisingly this place wasn't so bad....
    Surprisingly this place wasn't so bad. After visiting TX clubs, I didn't have much hope at this one. Finding it is fairly easy and parking was free. It's definitely not a small club. Cover was...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Sexxy Lady Cabaret
    1792 NW 79th St Miami, FL 33147
    This club is easy to get...
    This club is easy to get to which may be it's only plus. They have a large parking lot which really just a vacant unpaved space that hasn't been built on. The club itself...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Angels Adult Entertainment
    14733 W Dixie Hwy, North Miami, FL 33181, USA*
    The best way to get to...
    The best way to get to this club is taking the 135 exit on I-95 and heading east till W Dixie Hwy. This local highway is only a few streets long so its not...
  • review
    13 years ago
    King Of Diamonds
    17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*
    How the mighty have fallen. This used...
    How the mighty have fallen. This used to be my favorite club in Miami. But when I went, it looked it's finally jumped the shark. It was pretty empty and what they were full of...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Cheaters
    5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
    I think the best part of...
    I think the best part of this place is that military gets in free on some days. I don't know about all. The location is easy to see from the road. It is a fairly...
  • review
    13 years ago
    The Clubhouse
    2250 Manana Dr Dallas, TX 75220
    So apparently this club is owned...
    So apparently this club is owned by someone from the band Pantera, or something like that. They have a spacious parking lot and the doormen and bouncers are surprisingly cool as well. Most think...
  • review
    13 years ago
    XTC Cabaret
    8550 N Stemmons Fwy Dallas, TX 75247
    This club would get a higher...
    This club would get a higher rating if they didn't follow the Texas trend for girls: ugly. I thought FL girls were low, but TX girls are downright gruesome. This club is huge. Their...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Playhouse Gentlemen's Club
    5775 Hallandale Beach Blvd West Park, FL 33023
    South Florida has got to be...
    South Florida has got to be the breeding ground of uglies. It seems like as the economy goes down, so do the looks of the girls. This club is a smaller, neighborhood type place. It...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Bottoms Up
    2496 SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33135, USA*
    This is a strip club?? I...
    This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar. First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Thee Original DollHouse
    5570 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839
    This club is on OBT along...
    This club is on OBT along with a bunch of others. Basically these clubs are the armpits of Orlando. The city already has a huge problem attracting customers because on the west side is...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club
    3801 N University Dr Sunrise, FL 33351
    This club is inside of a...
    This club is inside of a plaza besides Hooters. I am always wary of clubs inside strip malls for the simple fact that I believe a successful establishment should be freestanding. Because of this,...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Spotlight Cabaret
    776 E 25th St, Hialeah, FL 33013, USA*
    I visited this club around 10...
    I visited this club around 10 PM and found very few cars in the parking lot. The parking lot was decent-sized in comparison to some others in the area. So I expected to be...
  • review
    14 years ago
    King Of Diamonds
    17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*
    Honestly, I can't praise King of...
    Honestly, I can't praise King of Diamonds enough. They have hands down, one of the best selection of women in Miami. I'm completely stunned that this club doesn't have more reviews, as well. First...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Erotica Cabaret
    1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010
    This club is a COMPLETE money...
    This club is a COMPLETE money waster. It's very small with one stage in the middle, smells horrible, and very expensive drinks. $20 beers. The only good thing was the parking.They had a hot...