Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St Miami, FL 33147

This club is easy to get...

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magicin1969
Feb 27, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This club is easy to get to which may be it's only plus. They have a large parking lot which really just a vacant unpaved space that hasn't been built on. The club itself is tiny. The stage and DJ booth take up a good chunk of space. There's a few tables and chairs strewn about and a pool table. It's free in the daytime and $10 after 7. Unfortunately, the hottest thing in here was the bartender. She was shaped like a coke bottle, great conversation, and mixed good drinks that kept coming. They had high drink prices because I'm sure they don't make much money from the girls. This is more like a neighborhood hang-out spot with a few girls that get naked. Most of the people who came in hung out with each other and played pool. Some of the customers even sat on the edge of the stage while the girls danced. Some of the girls would stop in the middle of their set and finish it by talking to their friends the whole time. The music was standard loud street hip hop, no mainstream music here. There really isn't that much to say about this place. In fact, it's such a locals place that I was out-right stared at too much for my liking.

The dancer quality here sucks. This is definitely the rejects of the ebony clubs of the area. There was a girl who's entire skeleton was visible through her skin. I threw up a little in my mouth. The rest weighed between 200 and 300 pounds. The few that were in between had too hard of a hustle factor, and looked worn out. They don't ask for a tip which is good. But they were hurting for the $5 LDs. They have a VIP room upstairs but according to one girl, no one ever uses it. I finally found one slim gem with a decent ass and great naturals. I was nice and inebriated by the time she came in so she was the girl of the night. I spent all the money I budgeted on her because I didn't expect to see her here again. Her dances were very liberal two-way contact. She left me extremely pleased.

The manager was cool about listening to my experience, and encouraged me to return. But unless he stops letting it be a thug hang out spot, I won't be returning. He also needs to be a bit more selective with the quality of the girls.

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