I have passed this club on...

I have passed this club on the way to the Keys, and it always looked empty. It used to be called Playpen South.

Seeing that there were recent reviews convinced me to see if I could find a diamond in the rough. Unfortunately there was no luck here. This has to be possibly one of the saddest clubs around the area. There isn't ample parking. There are a few spots on the front and back. I'm guessing the rare time it's packed you would have to park along the main street, US1.

Once you enter, the rest of the club is walled off before you can pay. This is so they can make some kind of money before you can leave as soon as possible. There was one much older, heavy-set (not in a good way) dancer. I sat down at the bar and was greeted by a male who told me the bartender wasn't there yet. Did I mention there was a large 'Help Wanted for all positions' sign outside? I got a beer and the dancer went to the stage. The music was gritty and so was the dancing. I wouldn't have minded except the curves weren't exactly in the right places. She came over and spoke to me after 3 sets. Pleasant enough but just not enough for me to stay. A very thin girl came in but I had spent almost an hour by then and wasn't impressed.