This is a strip club?? I...

This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar.

First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in the Little Havana section of Miami. There is no front parking, because of the main road. You have to go onto a side street and then drive behind an alley to get to one of the five parking spaces in the back. It is very crammed so it took me a while just to get inside the lines.

Once I got inside things just got worse. There were 2 dancers there. One young and desperate looking and one old and haggard. The younger one was a dark-haired Latina who looked uncomfortable in her bikini and nervous. The older one looked like she was a career dancer in dives, blonde stringy hair, unappealingly plump in all the wrong places, with a holey dress where the fat seeped through. There was no music going on, no DJ and no jukebox. The dancing poles are on the bar which is in the center. Neither dancer was on there nor dancing. Neither dancer looked like they even wanted to be there. Now this may be some people's preferences, the desperate, drugged up stripper it's not for me. Like I've said before, I enjoy dancers who like their jobs or at least pretend like they like it. Also did not see any champagne rooms, the place is that small.