Articles by alkaholik

I remember one time I was in the Dallas area about 2 years ago. I was thinking about going to Pandoras, or Lipsticks on Harry Hines. For some reason I decided to stop at this little bar next door to Lipsticks parking lot across this little metal parking railing. It was at night (I think I drove by once…

I was stationed in Guam for 2 years, and while not a serious aficionado of clubs at that point - I did learn enough about them to share some of my experience. First, Guam is a tiny island in the South Pacific. It is slightly above Queensland, Australia, and is one of the Marianas Islands. It was one of…

&nbsp;To put it in the immortal words of George Carlin:<br /> <br /> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', times; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; ">I don&rsquo;t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn&rsquo;t it legal to sell fucking?</span><br /> <br /> I know I am preaching to the choir on this matter, but I get so…

&nbsp;Is there sex in the Champaign Rooms?&nbsp;<br /> <br /> According to Chris Rock, there is NOT any. <br /> <br /> According to me there ABSOLUTELY IS!<br /> <br /> Maybe Chris Rock is hitting the wrong clubs, or spending too much time in LA where the chicks in the clubs are just looking for their lucky break into the Movie industry and trying…