The best thing about this club:...

The best thing about this club: beautiful women and no cover. The worst thing about this club: no lap dances. (The lack of lap dances is, sadly, a terrible fact of all DC clubs.) But for a divebar where I can rarely give up $50 in the course of an evening no matter how hard I try to spend money, there is good quality here, and good value all things considered. There are three stages, though usually only two are in use (a large T-shaped stage with three poles in the center of the club, and a tiny stage in the far corner with no pole). Pool tables in a back room. Lots of great, up-close-and-personal views in the far corner stage. Highly recommended when you just want to kick back, look at some T&A, and play pool or watch the game, while not spending a small fortune on lapdances.