Reviews by mjx01
Submit a ReviewSavannah's On Hanna
1000 Hanna St
Harrisburg, PA 17104
Eye Candy
Location:
At the southern end of downtown Harrisburg. One block off one of the main (Cameron) streets in this part of town. I’d say it is a relatively industrial area, not really near anything else.…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(RockAllNight)
Mar 29, 2022, 9:43 AM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Another “Miss”
Location:
Right on Jonestown Rd (Rt22) which is a major thoroughfare in the immediate area. To be fair, the “nicer” commercial area is to the east of 83, where as the club is on the…
Mar 28, 2022, 1:13 AM
The Filly Gentlemen's Club
150 Motordrome Road
Smithton, PA 15479
Encouraging
I went here on a Friday night. Arrived at about 8.30 and left about 11.00 pm. It was a better experience than recently for a Friday night… but I’d still probably bet Saturdays at more…
Mar 10, 2022, 3:26 AM
End Zone
100 Lion Ln
Port Matilda, PA 16870
Mixed Opinion
I tried here again after 9 months. The talent was improved but nothing else has really changed. Kind of still surprised this place has not gone out of business. This visit was Saturday evening 8.30-10.45…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(mjx01)
Mar 7, 2022, 2:36 AM
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave.
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Good enough, but not my 1st choice, also smoky
Second stop of the night. Visited about 9-10.30 pm on Saturday night.
Location:
Cheaters is also located right on the main highway running through Cocoa Beach. It seemed like a perfectly fine area.
Parking / Valet:
SMALL…
Feb 20, 2022, 6:52 PM
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Pretty good if you don’t mind the 2nd hand smoke
First stop of the night. Visited early-ish 6-9 pm on a Saturday night.
Location:
Lido is located right on the main highway running through Cocoa Beach. Large sign. Easy to find. Just be aware that the…
Feb 20, 2022, 9:21 AM
Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club
13782 US-19
Waterford, PA 16441
In a word: Consistency.
It has been over 4 years since my last visit here… and I’d say that my impression is much the same as before. (Consistency.)
This visit was 8.30-11p on a Saturday. There was a decent amount…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Modavator56)
Aug 3, 2021, 3:39 AM
The Filly Gentlemen's Club
150 Motordrome Road
Smithton, PA 15479
So sad.
I apologize if this is more “rant” than review, but here goes...
I when back to the Filly after a reasonable outing a little over a month ago. This visit was again a Friday night. Doors…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(StripClubXpert)
Aug 2, 2021, 6:56 AM
Rick's Cabaret
200 Riverside St
Portland, ME 04103
Better than expected
Let me start off by properly contextualizing my review:
Portland Maine isn’t exactly a “destination” for strip club adventures.
Tuesday night approx. 8.30-10.30 pm also is not exactly “prime time” for visiting a strip club.
But… I make…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(mjx01)
Jul 18, 2021, 12:15 AM
End Zone
100 Lion Ln
Port Matilda, PA 16870
Same mediocre crap
This is the second club that I’ve visited since covid. Honestly, I’m surprised this club survived. I looked back at my previous reviews and was actually surprised that it hasn’t been longer (less than two…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(mjx01)
Jun 21, 2021, 11:48 AM
The Filly Gentlemen's Club
150 Motordrome Road
Smithton, PA 15479
New owners; Same BS
This is the first club that I’ve visited since covid. (First time back here in ~2.5 years.) This visit was a Friday night approx. 9-11:30pm. As you might have seen in the other recent reviews……
10 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(richsmith)
Jun 21, 2021, 1:45 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Out of My League
This visit was Wednesday evening approx. 7.30-9pm. Which probably isn’t ideal, but work commitments limit my options.
Location:
Treasures is located on the west side of Houston not far from the Galleria. Personally, I found driving…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
Feb 15, 2020, 8:02 PM
State Line Showgirls
6727 W Seltice Way
Post Falls, ID 83854
Summary of Two Visits
As you can probably see, I’ve reviewed this club several times. I’m going to start this review with the highlights of my last two visits, both Friday nights. Then, I’ll try to tack…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Dru)
Feb 7, 2020, 5:44 PM
Baby Dolls
10250 Shady Trail
Dallas, TX 75220
Very Good but Not Great IMO
Location:
Near Love Field. Not too far off of 35W. The surrounding buildings appeared to be all industrial / commercial. My impression was that the club’s lot is fairly cordoned off, so the immediate…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(mjx01)
Jan 8, 2020, 7:53 PM
Bucks Wild
11327 Reeder Rd #200
Dallas, TX 75229
An intriguing option but with serious flaws (ID SCAN!)
This was a Sunday afternoon visit, about 2-4pm.
Location:
Bucks Wild Dallas is probably less than a mile off an exit from one of the main highways. (Although, even with GPS I managed to get seriously…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(mjx01)
Jan 8, 2020, 6:19 AM
The Lodge
10530 Spangler Rd
Dallas, TX 75220
Cougar Town
Location:
The club is in an industrial area. As far as I could tell there were random businesses and warehouses surrounding it. Not that it was that unsafe, but I really didn’t get a great…
Jan 7, 2020, 7:15 PM
Men's Club Of Dallas
2340 W Northwest Hwy
Dallas, TX 75220
Show Your Hotel Key
Location:
Driving around Dallas-Fort Worth wasn’t particularly easy IMO. Not ‘Atlanta bad’ but definitely not what I’m up for. This club is near Love Field, on what appeared to me as a fairly main road.…
Jan 7, 2020, 5:08 AM
State Line Showgirls
6727 W Seltice Way
Post Falls, ID 83854
NO Change for YOU!
I’ve reviewed this club several times. So, I’m going to first give an executive summary of the main point of this review and the bitter details for peer review are further down if you care.
I…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(mahatmakanejeeves)
Jan 6, 2020, 5:28 PM
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92111
A decent experience if you aren’t up for crossing the boarder
Location:
Cheetah’s is several miles north of downtown and the mission valley area. The drive up (on a Saturday afternoon) was fine. The club is very close to an exit right of RT163. The club…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Blanchodun)
Jan 5, 2020, 2:26 PM
End Zone
100 Lion Ln
Port Matilda, PA 16870
Still pretty mediocre
I used to frequent this club a lot. It isn’t what it used to be ~10 years ago (or the old location for that matter), but this visit wasn’t terrible. I figure I’m rehashing a…
Nov 11, 2019, 2:50 AM
Savannah's On Hanna
1000 Hanna St
Harrisburg, PA 17104
As good as it gets in Harrisburg, but that ain’t saying much
I went back and looked through my old reviews. Apparently it has been about 7 years since the last time I was here. I went specifically for the wrestling promo, which I enjoyed.…
Sep 23, 2019, 10:19 PM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Better than expected
I had not originally planned to stop at AW but found myself about ½ mile away and decided why not. It has been about 4 years since my last visit here, and I was pleasantly…
Sep 22, 2019, 10:56 PM
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
PDX, Day 3 (Thurs), Stop 2
Location:
Club 205 is on the east side, also basically off an exit ramp from I-205. Although, because of the one-way streets, I thought it was a little bit harder to get to than its…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Wildbill13)
Sep 4, 2019, 8:54 PM


















