ilbbaicnl

Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

Reviews by ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago
  Chicas Locas

  Houston, Texas
  Chicas Bellas y Chistosas

  Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. ...
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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  Strokers

  Clarkston, Georgia
  If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

  Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check...
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  sfrsox
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  2 years ago
  Vivide (V Live)

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

  Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  tin man
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  2 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet

  Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club...
  Comments: 6

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  2 years ago

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  Yatesy
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  2 years ago
  Déjà Vu Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Clip joint

  Got there a little before 8PM. The amount of self-parking (free) looked limited, and the area looked a bit seedy. The entrance is on the left side of the building, not in...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  anonroy
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  2 years ago
  Crazy Horse III (CH3)

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Somewhat pricey but good

  TL;DR $150 for 20 minutes, I got good, standard 2-way, above average dancers. Free, safe-looking self-parking. I got there around 5PM. $20 cover, showed ID, light pat-down. I didn't read the long...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  Talk of the Town

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.

  Got there around 11 PM, self parked, plenty of spaces. Lot isn't big, but neither is the club. Neighborhood seemed seedy, but no actual issues. It's in the back of a...
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  2 years ago
  Minks Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Money laudering?

  I got there around 11 PM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. $20 cover, but I had a $10 coupon from the website, which they honored. Appearance-wise, the club is...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  Las Vegas Strip Club

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me

  I got there around 12:30 AM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. I was asked for ID outside the door. The guy said he'd give me the "local" deal, no...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea

  TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I...
  Comments: 5

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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  The Hideout

  Tuscola, Illinois
  Better than I expected

  TL;DR A solid, rural BYOB club with chick-next-door dancers that won't break your budget. Got there at about 10 PM. Self-parking, gravel lot, no neighboring structures, no loiterers. Inside and out, the club...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  2 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  Washington Park, Illinois
  Wish it was closer to me

  TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only...
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  2 years ago
  Miss Kitty Showgirls

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Home of the REAL Bubbles!

  TL;DR Seems reasonably safe and drama-free. All dances were decent two-way contact, didn't go for extras, but seemed highly possible (if not inexpensive). The night I was there was heaven for...
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  2 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  3 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  My Old Reliable Came Through

  TL;DR The loss of Misty is a big blow, but otherwise the club is back to the old, pre-COVID Bullet. Got there a little before 9PM to avoid paying the $5 cover. Easy...
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  3 years ago
  Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

  Springfield, Illinois
  Joe Biden please build Vu back better

  NOTE!!! They are closing by midnight, every night, even though it doesn't say so on their website! They couldn't tell me when they'll be back to their normal hours. I went on their website,...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  caseyx
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  3 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  My night was saved by two gem dancers.

  TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times....
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Adamxz
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  3 years ago
  Kappa Men's Club

  Kappa, Illinois
  Had a great time

  Got there a little after 10pm. The club looks very utilitarian from the outside. Free parking in a big lot, paved but look out for potholes, there's at least one big one...
  Comments: 4

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  3 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  3 years ago
  The School House Bikini Bar

  Neoga, Illinois
  Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles

  Got there at about 9:30, parked in the gravel parking lot. The club is in the basement of the old school. Got a quick pat down. No license scan. The...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  3 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  Don't need to run faster than the bear

  Got there a little after 10. Parking here is a mini-drama. I was told not all spots cost the same. I picked an economy class spot for $10. Maybe that...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  JeezyScheezy
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  3 years ago
  Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Felt Like Tryna Eat Vegan Without Starving

  Got there about 10:30. 2 security guys (all the security seemed to be wearing body armor) in the parking lot patted me down and checked my ID. Walked in through a metal...
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  4 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  Good as before The Apocalypse

  The club is small and very basic, inside and out. No valet. I've never had any parking problems, but you might if you come late on a very busy night. Not...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  ilbbaicnl
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  6 years ago
  Kappa Men's Club

  Kappa, Illinois
  Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer

  Convenient self-parking, easy access from I-39. The lot is very good size, with room for 18 wheelers. But I don't think there is any street parking nearby, if the lot ever managed to...
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  6 years ago
  Mynx Cabaret Hartford

  Hartford, Connecticut
  Impressed with the day shift

  Visited on the day shift. The dancers were a lot more attractive than I expected for day shift. The club is very well maintained, but a little on the dark side for...
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  7 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  Good Basic Club

  Got there before 9 so no cover. The decor is very basic, but the place is clean. The staff is nice, and no scary customers. There was a high ratio of...