If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for my old ass. No cover, tip requested, so I threw a couple of singles in the jar. The club is fairly small, neither super dark nor light. Pool tables, betting allowed. Men’s room is OK. There are two big, long urinals, which could accommodate 6 shy to 12 friendly pissers. (The club was fairly empty so my pisses were all solo.) There’s a chair in there, but no attendant was in it.

Good size bar, but I didn’t get any drinks. The waitress never asked me if I wanted one (I didn’t).

All the dancers, and almost all the customers, were AA. (If you’re not AA, don’t worry, there was no hey white boi what chew doin uptown vibe.) Slim to thick bordering on BBW. One very slim dancer, haven’t seen a dancer that slim in over 10 years. Her slimness was simultaneously beautiful and scary. There seemed to generally be 2 - 3 dancers stage dancing, and they generally ended up with at least a couple of good fistfuls of singles. Dances seem to be topless generally, some dancers will (eventually) take off their bottoms if they feel you are being generous enough.