Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Chicas Bellas y Chistosas

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Apr 16, 2023, 11:55 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger than most clubs I’ve been to. Cover was $9.50. Bathrooms are near the entrance, clean, well maintained with an attendant. Club lighting is on the darker side. My only drink was a $6 water.

 

There were no truly skinny dancers. They ranged from curvy petite to skirting with BBW but not crossing the line. I believe they’re all latina, primarily Cuban. Enhancements were common, but no crazy ones. Low hustle, too little really. Only one dancer rolled up on me cold the whole time I was there. When a dancer goes on stage, she has to rotate between about four stages, two songs per stage. But the dancers may not mind, as they may depend on stage tips to make decent money on the Saturday day shift. The norm seemed to be they’d allow light boob/booty touching for a decent tip.

 

When an Afro-Cuban dancer came on stage that I liked, I followed her from stage to stage, tipping her on each stage. I teased her that it looked like she’d picked up a stalker. She took the hint, and came over to me when she did her final stage dance. She was petite, but with toned, very curvy, hips and booty. Pretty eyes and beautiful full lips When I asked her name, she told me a Spanish name. Since Cuban dancers seem to generally use English names, I think she may have told me her real name by accident, so I won’t include it. She is still learning English, but seems very keen on getting English-speaking customers. When I’d say something in Spanish, she would mostly answer me in English. She told me that by-the-song dances were $20. This is one of those clubs where us white boas have no idea where them there ray gay tone songs begin or end. So I did what I do, handed her a $20 and said give me one song. Thus no chance of the that was 47 dances stuff. I wore a wrist watch to check dance length, but it had no LED background, so I couldn’t see it. The dances seemed about 3 minutes, but I can’t be sure. Great 2-way contact. If I were still young I would have splooged for sure. I did 10 to 15 dances like this, prepaying. We chatted a bit. She got a college degree in Engineering in Cuba. She’s taking English classes, when she gets proficient, she’ll get an Engineering job. I told her, if I were an immigrant, I wouldn’t live in Texas, seems like a lot of people there hate immigrants. She said no, only if you’re in the country illegally. She’s a permanent resident. She said Cubans still get special status due to Cuba being communist. With a decent lawyer, it’s not hard to get your permanent residence. Guess that’s the answer to why so many Cubans.

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